21 Reasons How Happy Life With Out A GirlFriend

[Nitz]

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

A good list for what?? :redface: :00 :wink:

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

OMG!! #4, 9, and 18 definately... not so much a few of the others but for me its mostly those 3 numbes

 

[Lalaith]

*Sighs*

What am I going to do with you guys?

What happened to those good all days of... happilly ever after?

Love is just as essential as air and water, don't try to deny it.

It was a funny list though, just don't agree with none of that nonsence

 

[The Legendary Saviour]

Hey but I like my girlfriend!!

 

[Nitz]

Hey but I like my girlfriend!!

TLS and her hawt g.f together.... *drools*

 

[E.V.]

Y'know, I know one good response to each of those reasons that makes every reason on this list wrong.
1-21: you can have sex.

List loses and Boom goes the dynamite.

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

haha, hot angry sex or depressing make up sex you pick XD
either way she's happy, you're happy.... but the problem remains lol

 

[Aaura]

I think you guys are sad, not all girls are like your list nitz

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

I know not all girls are like that... but most girls have at least one thing on that list, and if you put all of my girlfriends together.. you have the whole list lol

well... except number 2 cause i've never had money to spend XD

 

[Nitz]

I think you guys are sad, not all girls are like your list nitz

Hey.. I got it off a joke site and it's not my input. I just "found" it a bit funny.

It doesn't mean all my views are agreed with what was posted.

 

[Aaura]

lol okay you guys are cool, lol yea cuz i know i'm not like that