Best Way To Lose Weight

[Nitz]

Here is the best way to lose weight... for guys, but the opposite will work for girls too

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM, sees an ad for a new gym
guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the
first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him
into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and
tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the
gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying

" If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the
ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about
to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the
management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he
lost exactly 5 kg. He's back on the street and starts to think. "Jesus, I
was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..." So he races
back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg." "No problem," says
the manager. Again he is led to the large gym. Thzs time he's standing by
the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.

"If I catch you, you're mine."

:2guns::biggrin::angel:

 

[Lalaith]

Hahahahahaha!! Serves him well! hahahaha, that was funny, poor guy lol. What does that teach you? Never lose weight, it's no good lol.

 

[Nitz]

haha.. I could sooo see this in a movie now... Superbad 2!!!

Poor guy? should be saying lucky guy.. he will finally lose the weight he wants to lose

 

[Lalaith]

LOL!! Not really, he'll lose it all! He'll be skinny as a stick. HAHAHAHA. That or get caught by the Gorilla... oooo, I don't wanna think about that. Run sir, run!!!!

 

[The Legendary Saviour]

After the gorilla comes me mwwwa!

 

[Nitz]

Haha after the gorilla catches you.. nightmares for life!!! LOL.. he won't be getting fat anytime soon!

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

I've always wanted to chase Donkey Kong!! LOL

 

[Daesy]

I thought this was serious. I sue you for false advertisement Nitz.

 

[Nitz]

I thought this was serious. I sue you for false advertisement Nitz.

Why? do you need to lose some weight or something? We'll hook you up with a hawt dude.. and then when you come back for more.. we will send Fat Albert after you!!

 

[Daesy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!