Never Mess With The Wife

[Nitz]

Here is a joke....

Present For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

:banghead::ban::2guns:

 

[The Legendary Saviour]

Hahaha, well he asked for it! Serves him right!

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

XD i'd feel like a real dipshit if that happened to me

 

[Nitz]

XD i'd feel like a real dipshit if that happened to me

agreed.... it would totally suck LMAO!!! divorce time.... probably lose the case too!!!

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

lol
me: She cheated on me
Judge: she did all she could to bring you what you asked for
me: that's what she said

XD

 

[trance_baby]

Thats pretty good.. i like that