Yo Momma jokes XD

[Cloud]

Just post one 'Ya momma joke' at a time.



Yo Momma so fat she uses sheep as tampons.

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo Momma so fat that when she jumps into the water the wales sing "We have family".

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so fat last time she stepped on the scales it said 90210

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo mamma so fat everytime she turns around a year goes by.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so fat when you yell theres an echo in her butt crack.

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo momma so fat when she needs to travel they use a helicopter...

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so dumb she went to the M & M's factory and threw out the W's XD

 

[Sephiroth X]

Oh! Now were going to dumb jokes, well.

Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[Lawliet]

yo momma's so dumb that she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

hhahahahah ahahahaha heheheh ahahah aa ya...

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo mamma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

 

[Johnny Mo]

Yo mamma is like a bowling ball, finger her three times, throw her in the gutter but she still comes back for more. heh heh heh

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo momma so dumb she try to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks 1 + 1 = a window.

 

[Johnny Mo]

yo momma is so dum she cant even think of a crappy joke. lol

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo momma so dumb she thought a Quater-back was change.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so fat she really ugly............

 

[Johnny Mo]

Yo mamma so phat when she wears a rain coat people yell out "TAXIE"

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so fat she a ugly *****

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yo m0mma so fat when she jumps up and down people shout EaRtHqUaKe.