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get the lyrics to a song and change them around to make it funny / stupid or better
e.g.
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Verse One: Ice Cube
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!
Verse Two: MC Ren
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...
Verse Three: Eazy-E
...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Damn that shit was dope!]
MY VERSION
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Verse One: Ice Cube
Straight outta Compton, crazy dicksucker named nice boob
From the club called ymca dudes
When I'm wankin, I got a hard on
Squeeze the penis, and jiss is popin
You too, boy, will ya please fuck me
The police are gonna hafta come all over me
in yo ass, that's how I'm lovin it
For the punk knobsuckers that's doin it
gays start to mumble, get naked and rumble
suck em and fuck em in a ass like rambo
tuggin off on a motherfucker like that
with a penis that's pointed at yo ass
So give me it smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for being rude
Here's a big fat crap to keep yo dancin
with a penis just like Charles Manson`s
purple dildo is the tool
Don't make me fuck the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, get naked
I'm bangin niggaz in tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
suck motherfuckers dicks till they go dizzy
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
PLEASE SOMEBODY FUCK ME
So when I'm in your pornshop, you better duck
Coz nice boobs is hung as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm queer
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin in your ear Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] suck it slower
Verse Two: MC Ren
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More dick that i suck yo my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad manfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz wont blow this
But I just want a fuck, I'ma take a crap
If not from the porno cam, from jackin off the cops
Just like DVD, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally bumming it's called 'fudge packin'
screw a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' ass, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a suck your dick you dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get aroused like a gay is supposed to
But that shows me, i wana blow you
a crazy manlova from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm licken out shit
MC Ren controls the automatic dildo
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static drils though
use the right hand cause I'm not doin itr myself
every time I pull a dildo off the shelf
The eroticy is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the dickfuckin villain
i lost count with all the men i slept with , about a trillion
that's sex without a clue
if i lick your ass promise you wont poo
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...
Verse Three: Eazy-E
...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' brother
and make ya transexual sister i think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker wants some bell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I want a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I want suck him
But I'm a tart , lay low, creep a while
And when I see a man`s ass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
they wont some cock so they sleep with me
Ruthless! have sex in a shadow in the dark
except when blow my load, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the man when im masturbating
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the dick who got shot? Fuck it
You think I give a damn about a bitch? cuz am a dicksucker
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you want to fuck me
You'll get taken up the ass by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the dickfuckers, straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Damn that shit was dope!]
[Now suck me ren!]
get the lyrics to a song and change them around to make it funny / stupid or better
e.g.
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Verse One: Ice Cube
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!
Verse Two: MC Ren
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...
Verse Three: Eazy-E
...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Damn that shit was dope!]
MY VERSION
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Verse One: Ice Cube
Straight outta Compton, crazy dicksucker named nice boob
From the club called ymca dudes
When I'm wankin, I got a hard on
Squeeze the penis, and jiss is popin
You too, boy, will ya please fuck me
The police are gonna hafta come all over me
in yo ass, that's how I'm lovin it
For the punk knobsuckers that's doin it
gays start to mumble, get naked and rumble
suck em and fuck em in a ass like rambo
tuggin off on a motherfucker like that
with a penis that's pointed at yo ass
So give me it smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for being rude
Here's a big fat crap to keep yo dancin
with a penis just like Charles Manson`s
purple dildo is the tool
Don't make me fuck the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, get naked
I'm bangin niggaz in tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
suck motherfuckers dicks till they go dizzy
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
PLEASE SOMEBODY FUCK ME
So when I'm in your pornshop, you better duck
Coz nice boobs is hung as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm queer
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin in your ear Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] suck it slower
Verse Two: MC Ren
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More dick that i suck yo my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad manfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz wont blow this
But I just want a fuck, I'ma take a crap
If not from the porno cam, from jackin off the cops
Just like DVD, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally bumming it's called 'fudge packin'
screw a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' ass, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a suck your dick you dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get aroused like a gay is supposed to
But that shows me, i wana blow you
a crazy manlova from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm licken out shit
MC Ren controls the automatic dildo
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static drils though
use the right hand cause I'm not doin itr myself
every time I pull a dildo off the shelf
The eroticy is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the dickfuckin villain
i lost count with all the men i slept with , about a trillion
that's sex without a clue
if i lick your ass promise you wont poo
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...
Verse Three: Eazy-E
...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' brother
and make ya transexual sister i think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker wants some bell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I want a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I want suck him
But I'm a tart , lay low, creep a while
And when I see a man`s ass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
they wont some cock so they sleep with me
Ruthless! have sex in a shadow in the dark
except when blow my load, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the man when im masturbating
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the dick who got shot? Fuck it
You think I give a damn about a bitch? cuz am a dicksucker
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you want to fuck me
You'll get taken up the ass by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the dickfuckers, straight outta Compton
Chorus:
[City of Compton, City of Compton]
[Damn that shit was dope!]
[Now suck me ren!]