"It's senior GAY corresponant, not senior GAY CORRESPONDANT, John"
- Steven Colbert
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys stood up to fight,
One was blind, the other copuld not see,
They chose a dummy for a referee,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,
And when the deaf policeman heard the noise,
he came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.