Awsome moments?

[Spazz]

Ever just be in the right place at the right time?


I was walking down the hall going to class at school, and I turn the corner to get a drink of water. There is this really hot girl who is doing her make-up right by the water fountain. So I lean over the water fountain, and out of nowhere I see her from the side of my eye take her shirt off then her shorts off. She was changing into pants and a long sleeve shirt right in front of me. I was shocked at this because this girl was fine as hell. White bra, white thong, yes, THONG. I almost spit my water out it was so random. Instead of going to class back the way I came, I pussed out and went out the door and around. I have to say that it absolutely made my day. Anyway...Yeah...Anyone ever be in the right place at the right time like that?

 

[seddy]

well one, it was january 2005. me and my ex had tickets to the pittsburgh steeler playoff games. and one game was against the jets. the game was tied and teh jets were about to kick a field goal to win it.. well he missed. the steelers got the ball back and turned it over giving the jets another shot to win the game. well the kicker shanked the ball again.. and long story short. the steelers won it in overtime. that kicked ass!

 

[Daesy]

Excuse me, did i read write? She changed her clothes in the hallway of school?

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

What a weirdo, lol. Mabey she knew you were there, Spazz. XD

Hmm.. I have been at the right place at the right time to see something awsome before, but I can't remember what happened.. give me a while, I guess..

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

OMG! I just remembered something so funny from my days way back in AIT (Advanced Training) at Fort Leonardwood.
I remember going back to base after going out to a movie with a couple of my fellow soldiers and it was foggy as hell. None of us could remember where we were and how we were going to get back in the fog, since we walked to the theater. Anyways, PVT.Knox decided to jog ahead and scout out our current POS and he didn't come back for like 5 mins. Then we had SPC.Wilkins go and find him, of course, she had a major crush on PVT.Knox and mind her this was her oppertunity to sneak off with the guy. The only people that were left was me, a corporal at the time and being 19 I couldn't drink, but my buddy Ssgt.Jones was drunk as hell. We managed to find the road railing, without magically falling over because of my superiors drunkenness, and we saw a clearing just before the base's front gate. When we got to that clearing we heard strange noises, and you can defiantly tell what they were doing. So the sarge and I decided to go and scare them, we snuck around as quietly as we could and we jumped them!
It was funny as hell and the next day they had to do recreation work for getting caught.

 

[E.V.]

Ok, so this weekend, three people dug a whole about 4 feet deep(one of whom was named Thor, so it was frikin awesome). Anyway, they made a section of this whole only about a foot deep so the coulc sit in it like a chair. This guy walked by and thought the entire whole was only a foot deep(they only had the deepness of the chair done at that point). A few hours later, when the thing was completely four feet, they covered it up with some plastic. Then, the guy from earlier walked by and took a step into the whole, not realizing the depth. he fell into it in a hilarious way and smacked either his knee or head against the seat area. I laughed my ass off.
another thing, same guy who fell into the whole is in this story too. A group of us were doing kareoke of songs playing from some guys car. Eventually, the guy puts on the song "barbie girl" and starts driving to the parking lot to park his car. The guy from the previous story and some other person were following the car doing the "party boy" dance. Me and my friend ran up to the drivers window and told him to slam on the brakes. He slammed on the brakes, and the two dancing people crashed into the back of the car, hitting their heads on the trunk and falling to the ground.

The people didn't get badly hurt in these, so it's hilarious.

 

[Spazz]

Excuse me, did i read write? She changed her clothes in the hallway of school?

You read correctly, I discovered recently that the band is at our school at 7 in the morning, and they take like shorts and stuff to practice, then when it's over, they change. Yeah other than that I actually got to talk to her today, her name is Vanessa. She walked up to me today like: "Hey your the funny dude who almost choked on water! Remember me? I'm the girl who was changing?" And I replied with a dumb: "OH YEAH!" like I didn't remember...yeah I can't explain it but it rocked. I think we're gonna be friends.






ANYWAY...........Continue writing your stories I lol'ed at your stories

Just a note: So that this thread doesn't die (because it's my first thread) keep updating awsome moments! Share your wonderful, horrible, ludacris moments, remember, it doesn't have to always be positive to be awsome (awsome in the context of great)

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

I'm trying to think of something that happened at school (kinda like a topic I chose to think about =/) Hmm..

Okay, so this isn't awsome, or funny or anything else exept bad, I guess.

At my old school, there were rumors going around that there was a white ute driving around schools and kidnaping kids from the schools. So, yeah.. one day I was walking around with my "friends" (they all followed me around, I don't know why.. there was about eight of em, lol. Only about threee would stick around when a bully wandered over, though. Yeah, not friends) and we were walking back up to the toilets to..well.. use the toilets :redface: anyway, we seen a white ute out the front of the school, and we all just thought that it was someone picking up there kid early for some reason(public school, lol) and the kid got in the car and I think the dude kidnaped her, because I don't remember the kid comeing back the next day.

=/ Yeah, not a very good story, but I will post more when they come to mind.

 

[Daesy]

Staind came to my city. I wanted to go so bad, but having, "ROCK" haters as friend sucked. So i didn't go. I sulked and sulked. Finally i went to the store, in the black area. I was looking for some milk and lo and behold, Aaron Lewis was right there. And like an airhead i said, OMG OMG OMG.....your Aaron Lewis. The band is very nice.They were in a hurry so i didn't get to talk to them in depth but they said they came to that particular store to avoid crowds and there i was......

 

[seddy]

i love meeting bands :0

i have a friend/ co-worker who used to play drums in the band called half life in the 1980's and early 90's. i go to alot of concerts with him. we went to see the mifits in concert one day in 2003. well i bought tickets. when we got there, we found out one of the support bands was agnostic front. well my friend used to tour with them all time when he was in halflife. so he walked up to the bouncer and said who he was and that he knew the band agnostic front, and well guess what, we got in for free

when we got in there. it was a great experience, i got to meet the bands, talk to them all, and hear stories of toruing and all teh shows they played. i even got to drink beer with vinnie stigma from agnostic front. that was really cool.

 

[Demon_Eyes Kyo]

ive never eally been in the right place at the right time, actually it seems that im almost constantly at the wrong place at the wrong time, unluckiness....

but there was this one time where i randomly found fifty dollars in the street, yeah that was pretty much the most awesome thing thats happened to me. (i kept the fifty bucks too, lol)

 

[Daesy]

DEK that is very awesome.

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

ive never eally been in the right place at the right time, actually it seems that im almost constantly at the wrong place at the wrong time, unluckiness....

but there was this one time where i randomly found fifty dollars in the street, yeah that was pretty much the most awesome thing thats happened to me. (i kept the fifty bucks too, lol)

What did you spend the money on?

 

[E.V.]

What did you spend the money on?

five bucks says it was on drugs and prostitutes.

Which brings me to another awesome moment. Today one of the people I eat lunch with called some guy over and asked him if he could hook him up with some weed. The guy says that he probably could because he knows a guy. The person I eat lunch with said "Well what's his name?" the guy says he can't tell him that, so he asks what he looks like. Again, the person says he can't tell him that. Then, he says "One second, I have to check somethng." and the guy walks away and starts talking to some guy who was FIVE FEET AWAY from us. He comes back and says "Ok, he doesn't got what you want, but he has bars." the person I was with said "I don't want bars though. AND WAS THAT THE GUY WHO YOU'RE BUYING FROM?" "Yeah." "any other drug dealers in a five foot radius who might have it?"

Another story, same people though cause it was only about 15 minutes later. We're still sitting in the cafeteria and one of the people with us is a really white guy who's scared of black people. These 3 black guys walk over and sit in the remaining two seats at the table(one stood). they sat there for about a minute, and then just started.....Screaming/Rapping/Ghettoing/Blacking up to the guy who's scared of black guys while the rest of us just laughed our asses off. Then, the black guys just get up and leave while we laugh.

 

[Daesy]

I guess the guy scared of black ppl isnt voting for obama. lol

 

[The Legendary Saviour]

When I was able to meet Roger Federer and take a photo with him. That surely was the most awesome moment ever, everything was so perfect and there was no single place on earth where I would have preferred to be during that moment <3

 

[Snowolf]

I was walking in school and turned the corner. The meanest teacher there was walking down the hallway as well. Its funny because she comes to school drunk, she has been fired 2 times, she is just horrible. I try to be nice to her and all but she won't let you. =\ Anyways. When I turned the corner I saw her slip on a cheeto (sp?) and it was funny as hell. She fell flat on her ass. And she just got back up like no one saw it and kept going.

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

I was walking in school and turned the corner. The meanest teacher there was walking down the hallway as well. Its funny because she comes to school drunk, she has been fired 2 times, she is just horrible. I try to be nice to her and all but she won't let you. =\ Anyways. When I turned the corner I saw her slip on a cheeto (sp?) and it was funny as hell. She fell flat on her ass. And she just got back up like no one saw it and kept going.

Lol, reminds me of when I used to go to school and there was this really mean teacher. Yeah, she deserved it. You should of taken a pic and posted it all over the school.:tongue: