HUSBAND WANTED!!!

[Nitz]

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and
said "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

 

[Lawliet]

lmfao good one nitz lol, for a second there before i read that lil joke thingy i tought u were the one looking for a husband lmfao lol

 

[Nitz]

lol mabye I should put [joke] or somthing LOL

 

[Lawliet]

ya seems like an add to me lol that u wanted a husband there for sec lol so ya lol u might wanna do something like a husbands joke or something llolll

 

[trance_baby]

woah for a moment...i was worried about you.... But tis all good

 

[Nitz]

lol everyone has a good scare here or there

 

[[-Tr1p-]]

i waz like WOW

 

[Akamaru]

well **** nitz i was the perfect man for you until we got to this guidline

MUST NOT BEAT ME