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Ok well here is where i shall be posting my orginall jokes because im becoming a stand up comedian and i have to start somewhere ok :regular
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first off before i talk i want to make sure you all know that there is a line beetween funny and so-dumb-you-have to lagh but it doest matter cuz i cant tell the diffrence.
ok now that that is out the way lets talk about a little thing called "selective hearing".What the **** is that?My girlfriend talks about how i have selective hearing and i only hear what i want.What i want to hear is
"baby......do me all night long"
but since i have selctive hearing ill hear that instead of
"get off your ass and do something about the tv you ass hole"
i never said i "didnt" hear its just as simple as this i guess
"I . . . dont . . . want to"
And i know all you guys know what im talkin about right?
Oh and then when you get into a fuss with your gf she's all like
"dont play like you dont know what im talking about....you know what you did"
im clueless wanting to say this
"huh?"
but what comes out is
"sorry baby it wont happen again.
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first off before i talk i want to make sure you all know that there is a line beetween funny and so-dumb-you-have to lagh but it doest matter cuz i cant tell the diffrence.
ok now that that is out the way lets talk about a little thing called "selective hearing".What the **** is that?My girlfriend talks about how i have selective hearing and i only hear what i want.What i want to hear is
"baby......do me all night long"
but since i have selctive hearing ill hear that instead of
"get off your ass and do something about the tv you ass hole"
i never said i "didnt" hear its just as simple as this i guess
"I . . . dont . . . want to"
And i know all you guys know what im talkin about right?
Oh and then when you get into a fuss with your gf she's all like
"dont play like you dont know what im talking about....you know what you did"
im clueless wanting to say this
"huh?"
but what comes out is
"sorry baby it wont happen again.
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