Note: Found these.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
... Can't imagine how it feels lol.
