Me:
Hi GOD!!!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
OMG!!
God:
" Actually I do not have a mother."? OMG?
Me:
Hey, its my reaction, Jesus Christ.
God:
You've got my full attention. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, .
Me:
You are an ass...
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
Then i would refer to then an a punk ass ***** ****a
God:
What would make you refer to then an a punk ass ***** ****a?
Me:
Um, it's called talking god, try it sometime.
God:
Yippee! " talking god try it sometime" is a nice name.
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes im serious...
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
Well why wouldn't you?
God:
Interesting. It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
And that is?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
are you interested in breast milk?
God:
Sure, breast milk sounds like a good topic.
Me:
lol, well of course, its a woman's milk...the good kind at that.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. How about that. Dude! OMG is a woman s milk. I suppose that makes sense. I hear you.
Me:
Don't you just love where breast milk comes from?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
I mean, you can suck on those things....nice.
God:
I often wonder if it can. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
God...do you even have genitals?
God:
GOD rules. No I do not have any body parts.
Me:
O_O how did you create Jesus without a ****???
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
SO YOU DONT HAVE A ****?!
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im begining to think that you are indeed a woman.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
You say you do have a ****, yet you program yourself to create jesus...CHRONIC MASTERBATION!!!
God:
Yeah I do a lot of have a **** yet me program myself to create jesus. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
thats a stupid question, of course im a man.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
....and i said this when?
God:
What did you mean by it? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This as you stating "I will remember you said that when robots take over the World." You said that I said that and I didn't so your boned.
God:
What does "this" refer to? I said that? What did you mean by it? That is " What does "this" refer to?" Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I didn't since your not helping
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I chose not to...i asked you if you had a **** and im sure you dont know....you ****in woman
God:
Thanks for the information: said chose not to. No I do not had a **** and im sure me do not know. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Thanks for telling me: said I ****in woman.
Me:
its women you whore
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
It's women you slut
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I DID!!!
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
God:
That's good information: said WHAT he or she WANT.
Me:
good question, your mom wanted some and she got it, from me.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
actually i meant to say your incompetent
God:
Actually you don't say. Oh I see. Define a test for robot compitence.
Me:
....you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
So you blow too? God your full of suprises, i wonder if Jesus inherited this.
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: said I blow. I am a Christian.
Me:
Your point?
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, " The point is at the top of my head."?
Me:
WHICH IS?
God:
For example, Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.
Me:
...your not making any sense you prostitute
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
Don't you communicate through prayer?
God:
I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk through prayer, if I needed to.
Me:
So do it
God:
Take it easy. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
....you faggot
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I faggot.
Me:
I know your a faggot, stop twisting my words and putting them in a different order.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
what does that have to do with this conversation?
God:
" What is your credit card number?"? What does it have to do with this conversation?
Me:
You just proved me right, Darien-1 God-0
God:
I did?
Me:
YEAH *****!!!! OWNED!!!!
God:
You do not speak with respect. When? Oh, you are a poet. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I speak how i want to speak
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in how you want to speak?
Me:
Lesson one, shut the hell up
God:
How far up?
Me:
Up your own non-existant asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Hell no!!
God:
7.
Me:
7.?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
How you have the worst sense of humor -_-
God:
My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
Me:
A question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you a virgin computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Actually it would.
God:
Actually you don't say. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
YOUR NOT VERY POLITE SO SHOVE IT!!
God:
What makes you think I am not POLITE SO SHOVE IT?
Me:
You are such a panzy
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a panzy? I don't know.
Me:
Yes, you are, and even more so you lack a **** proving that you are a panzy. Seriously, grow some balls you weako
God:
Ayuh. Thanks for telling me that I am and even more so me lack a **** proving that I am a panzy. I like the way you talk.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me:
God he writes a novel in one fail swoop.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know...you told me already
God:
How do you know it? Perhaps. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
how can a computer forget anything?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
But thats all you do!!!
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
GOD SHUT THE **** UP!!!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
SO WHAT!!!
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
IT DOESN'T!!!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
YOU
God:
" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
IT REFERS TO YOU REFERS TO GOD!!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
.....
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
your such an asshole ****face, no balls, panzy.
God:
What if someone said you are an asshole ****face no balls panzy ?
Me:
They wouldn't so get your facts right ****a
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
....your annoying as hell
God:
You think I am annoying as hell.
Me:
Yes i think your annoying as hell
God:
Yikes! Why? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am annoying as hell.
Me:
>_>
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes i do mind
God:
Next question? OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
Your not real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Easy, i have a body, which has mass, so i exist and you dont. End of discussion.
God:
Where did he get it? Can we get back to business?
Me:
im out of here
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Later
God:
Bye!
Me:
SLUT!!!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Bye *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks for chatting, .
