WOOOOO

[Hyper]

Omg! This Iceberg crashed from the sky and broke my roof and squashed my bathroom! So I got it to melt using a hairdryer and the police came and arrested me for dangerous activities, when I was transported, I hi-jacked the police car, crashed into the Vatican City into the Pope's HQ, Got out, knocked out a Swiss Guard and took his semi-automatic and killed 2 other Swiss Guards before the Police came in Choppers. I threw a rock at the copter and it fell killing the media press. I hi-jacked another car and sped off to Russia, 2 hours later I got there trashed some churches and hi-jacked a Jet. 1 hour later I got to the US and stole a nuke and planted it on my jet. Went to Antarctica and fired the 120,000 Kiloton Nuke at Antarctica and blew up half of the land. Made Tsunami's everywhere in the world and flew back to Australia and slept in my home. The Night later, someone stole my jet and I was pissed as hell and slept again.
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SPAM!!!!</span>

 

[Curious George]

your the happy version of me when it comes to making random stories. whenever i do that mine are always stories about how to kill people in various gory ways.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

That kept me entertained for a minute.good job

 

[GrayFox]

That is a story of epic proportions!

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

<div class='quotetop'>(GrayFox)</div><div class='quotemain'>That is a story of epic proportions!</div>


you're a four cheese man.

 

[Hyper]

Chapter 2:

After waking up from a 14 hour sleep and ate dinner, the door boom and a SWAT team rushed into my place. Quickly, I hit a button and the seat i was sitting on ejected up 200 metres up and the house detonated killing all the swats and the police nearby my house. 5 seconds later, a sound came out from my house: "HAHA LOSERS" and repeated 5,000 times and does not stop until you nuke it. I got back down with a parachute, hi-jacked my 500th car in my life. Hit 200mph's into San Fransisco's Bridge with 40 police cars on my ass, I jumped up while a jet was heading towards me. I hi-jacked the jet with the pilot falling down the sea, saw Hulk on my ass jumping like a rabbit. I summoned terminator who blasted the sheep outta Hulk and I headed to Area51. When I arrived, Terminator arrived and 5 seconds later, a rocket came at light speed and killed terminator. I cursed so I sent out Mewtwo the pokemon who destroyed every security system and I went in with a M16A2 Rifle killing 50 people along the way. Stole 4 biological missile and hi-jacked my 30th jet-plane.

TO BE CONTINUED

(Not as wacky as the first though though getting some pokemon and terminator etc wasn't too bad )

 

[Curious George]

it wouldve been better if you summoned chuck norris, because hes so overused it wouldve actually been funny......wait...


yeah. chuck norris = better.