Zombie infestation!

[UWanaPiecAMeBoy]

:nuke:its coming man, you gotta be ready!:nuke:

we are already prepaired.

a list of things to have for a zombie infestation:

- a designated anti zombie fortress (enforcable 2 story postion)
- a food items store very close to your designated fortress
- guns, lots of em
- water and a generator (generator is optional but advised)
- last resort melee weapons like a machete or a chainsaw. even a broomstick, anything to keep them away if you run out of ammo.
- telivision or radio: you need to know when you are safe
- balls
- finally, people, stay with a group of people. but kill anyone who turns.

btw, in the movies, when someone is bitten, it takes like hours for the virus to spread, so how come they dont just amputate the limb that was bitten right after being so...

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

Because they are movies and it is more dramatic to watch a friend slowly turn into an enemy than to see a guy quickly bleed to death from blood loss and trauma.

You have been watching waaay too much Shawn of the Dead. You guys and your crazy Zombie theories...

 

[UWanaPiecAMeBoy]

u missed Z-day yesterday blades, (thats why i ddnt post anything)

it was 8 hours of awesome zombi-movie mania

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

Somehow, I think I will survive... If anything, my brain is better off because I missed it.

 

[FatAlbert]

Storms zombie plan A.
could to cold canada, to a very secure outpost with electric titantium walls, bring a couple of hot girls to repopulate the world, bring my friends for company.

Plan B
Zerg have no fear of zombies we are immune, we laugh th the humans.

 

[Merovingian]

*washes blade's brain*

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

Gnnnnaaaaaaa.....
Brains... BRAINS... Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnns.

 

[Imaslavemidget]

I just read the post and realized i missed Zombie Day noooooo.

 

[Imaslavemidget]

oh and Make sure to add Cricket bat and appendix to the list

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

Poor Ian and his soon-to-be-absent appendix.

They have scientifically proven that having an appendix gives you +20 to fortitude rolls made against zombification.

 

[Merovingian]

can u guys just post this zombie stuff in one place?

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

It's not our fault if there is too much zombie to contain in one thread.

But seriously guys, try and keep it here. it's a bit of an inside joke and no one really gets it outside of this thread.

 

[deno70]

best way to stop zombie attack

rip cloths a bit
put your face like a zombie
walk like a zombie
walk trough zombies till clear of area
run like hell

how to defend against zombies
reinforce windows and doors with titanium
reinforce viecles with titanium and have some kind of shap spikes and ramps at front and back to kill zombies whilst driving if run out of wepons.
get varied range of guns
a lot of ammo for guns
food sorce in close proxsimity to base or within the base
stron wepon not needing ammo incase ammo is short

best defence is air defence, to date zombies arnt knowin to be able to get into the air.

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

What do zombies hunt by? Do they use sight? Smell? Some of them don't even have eyes or noses.

 

[deno70]

dont no, just thinking about what they did on shawn of the dead

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

lol, yeah. Such a funny movie. Who wouldn't want to go beating a bunch of zombies with whatever happens to be around?

 

[deno70]

i think a pole with a sharp end would be best, could put 3 zombies onto it hehehe and stick them into a building and watch them starve to death

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

If you want to torture zombies, you feed them vegitarians until they die of malnutrition.

 

[deno70]

lol or give them quarn...


WAIT THATS IT!!!!

PUT QUARN ON YOUR BODY AND THEY WILL LEAVE YOU CAUSE OF IT BEING VEGI!!!!!

 

[ShaD0w HaRt]

That is just stupid enough to... get us all killed.