A Mafia Wedding....[my day today]

[Nitz]

Okay today I basically went to a wedding..... and well I just thought hey it's family friends.... it will be fine everyone will be nice etc... Basically I felt like I was going to a NORMAL yes... "NORMAL" wedding......

Now this might be long.... mabye funny... stupid... weird.... and even scary.... so read at your own will

I go to a wedding today now I knew before hand... that the brides side... had a mafia leader who died a few yrs ago... he got shot in the head... it was all over BC news, basically the DON of BC was dead.....

So I go to this wedding.... I get there... wait to get in, since the groom was hella early.... I finally get in and sit down..... NOW the rest of the stuff I write... keep it in mind if you go to a mafia wedding.... take it as a Harry's Mafia Wedding Tutorial

Anyways I sit down..... I hear these 2 guys talking about money....

#1 guy: Hey!!!! did you make that 2 million dollars
#2 guy: Ya bro!! I made a profit of 1 million along with it hehehe

I'm sitting there thinking WTF!!! million dollars.... wtf...... mabye there business guys... wait wtf... they look like druggies...... hmmmm

Then I watch the front and #2 guy looks at me and says HEY!!! *slaps me on my back* I know you...... your blah blah son.... I say "nope im jus a family friend..." Basically then he says whats your name!!! I tell him Harry and he just gets into a weird chat like... so how much you make these days.... young guys like you must make in the high millions..... I think wtf.... if I had that kinda money I'd be in Mexico with millions of tequila's screaming BIG POPPA HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways I basically say no no and he just off topics and says HEY! what mafia are you in... and I think wtf.... NOW PLEASE never use your name as a mafia name..... I ended up saying ahhh THE HARRY MAFIA!!!! and I swear for 1 min he looked back at his friend, whow as listening..... and basically if they had a PC and knew how to turn a PC on instead of pushing ESC key and yelling it WONT TURN ON... they would type WTF.......

Anyways the wedding started after 2-3 mins and they stopped talking and after the wedding was finished.... I learned a lot....

White suit = he likes to play with guns STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!

Brown suit = he has rage problems STAY AWAY FROM HIM TOO!!!!

Blue suit with poke dots = hes seriouly screwed in the head and sweats a lot YOU BETTER STAY AWAY UNLESS U LIKE B.O.!!!!!!

And if you wore what I wore

Black suit = hitman, super dangerous and sexy... = CHILL WITH HIM ONLY!!! BEWARE I SAID SEXY CUZ WOMEN TALK TO U MORE!!!!! WHICH IN MY CASE CAUSED ME MORE PAIN!!!

and if a chic comes to you and says, hey try my meat ballz.... find an excuse!!! quick!... I was at the water section for 10 mins trying to get the spice burn outta my tougne....

How did I know that.... after the wedding basically you can talk to people and find out... if not... guys will tlak about suits....and millions of dollars.... and for some reason EVERYONE has a gotie... or some kind of facial hair.... I basically don't have any gotie anymore as I don't have one these days.... I jus shave it all. BUT GUYS DON"T SHAVE... jus trim a bit and go.... you will look more like a mafia leader and can say you are in the HARRY MAFIA!!!

Main point is.....

when your at a mafia wedding..... talk about making MILLIONS..... be like hey!!! FAT TONY!!!! hows it going... making millions these days? I make billions now.....

Wear a Black suit!!!! People will talk to you and not STAY AWAY!!!!

Learn the proper way to say SUP!!!!! not sup.... not whats up... no sups.... no sips..... no WHHHHAZZZUUUPP with spit flying everywhere.....jus SUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes like that.... good job!!!!

Never talk about FOOD!!!! other wise everyone talks about it and none is left at the food table..........

When the guys are all drunk at the bar...... you can get anything you want... seriously I talked to one guy and basically got him to send me a free brand new cd/mp3 player deck for my car LOL!!! Everyone is happy on weddings... so ask for it all then when you have the chance!!! I asked one guy for a free cell plan.... he wasn't drunk enough it seems LOL

so when you go to a mafia wedding remember these things....... otherwise you will be like me saying I am in the HARRY MAFIA!!!!!!!!..............hmmm mabye I should start one......... :read :ak

Just go there and ACT!!!! and ull be fine.....

oh btw.... never mess with mafia kids..... they might have a grenade in there pocket.... or even water ballons.....*whipes his wet suit*

 

[Lawliet]

and if a chic comes to you and says, hey try my meat ballz.... find an excuse!!! quick!... I was at the water section for 10 mins trying to get the spice burn outta my tougne....


*so much for that hitman category u put ures self in* some meat balls took u out and cant handle the spice

Wear a Black suit!!!! People will talk to you and not STAY AWAY!!!!

*although i wear black ones all the time, i would wear white, i want em to stay away from me, i dont mix with those people*

Never talk about FOOD!!!! other wise everyone talks about it and none is left at the food table..........


*you complain about the meatballs lol so might swell mention food, s they eat it all and u dont gotta get some *


well those are the weakpoints i found lol but fun stuff lol

 

[Heavenly Damnation]

Wow...very interesting, i wouldve liked to have been there myself to it lol!!
Thanks for the tips/pointers, your a very good teacher. Tehehehe
Millions and billions of dollars... -faints-
How do you noe these people?!
I WANTED TO HAVE BEEN THERE!!!!!!!
Though...i probably wouldve died or something cause i talk to much and annoy people...depending on my mood, i guess if i talk about food i wouldnt lol
I LOVE FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

 

[Nitz]

Wow...very interesting, i wouldve liked to have been there myself to it lol!!
Thanks for the tips/pointers, your a very good teacher. Tehehehe
Millions and billions of dollars... -faints-
How do you noe these people?!
I WANTED TO HAVE BEEN THERE!!!!!!!
Though...i probably wouldve died or something cause i talk to much and annoy people...depending on my mood, i guess if i talk about food i wouldnt lol
I LOVE FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

actually I dunno... if you were there u'd be carrying grenades and water baloons like the rest I know them, there family friends.... and there the brides cuzin was the mafia leader of the Province and WA state border......

 

[Lawliet]

what if u would of say! "hey my last deal went down damn bastards!, hey can you hook me up or let me borrow few thousands?"


they probobly would of gave you some cash! to keep and no pay back.... or loan and u could of ran away! and never see em again?

way to go bro...

 

[Heavenly Damnation]

Yeah...i probably would lol!!!!!! -chucks a water balloon and grenade at Nitz- WEEEEEE!!
Your riight ^^
Wow...a mafia leader, scarey thought lol

 

[Nitz]

what if u would of say! "hey my last deal went down damn bastards!, hey can you hook me up or let me borrow few thousands?"


they probobly would of gave you some cash! to keep and no pay back.... or loan and u could of ran away! and never see em again?

way to go bro...

I doubt it... then thed be looking for a HARRY MAFIA to make me pay them back

Yeah...i probably would lol!!!!!! -chucks a water balloon and grenade at Nitz- WEEEEEE!!
Your riight ^^
Wow...a mafia leader, scarey thought lol

not really scary.... they protect me atleast LOL I almost got in crap with someone in highschool once some big timer dude.... well called this guys... basically within 5-10 mins I got a call by that guy saying hes sorry and he didn't mean to start anything.....

 

[Heavenly Damnation]

not really scary.... they protect me atleast LOL I almost got in crap with someone in highschool once some big timer dude.... well called this guys... basically within 5-10 mins I got a call by that guy saying hes sorry and he didn't mean to start anything.....

LUCKY!!! i want someone from the Mafia to kick a few of the guys in my class ASS!!! -gets an evil idea, once again- MAUAHAHAA!!
Im going to be a Junior Bridesmaid in my Cousins wedding lol!! I soooo EXCITED...tho...i have to wear...PINK!!!! -dies from ugly color, but her French Fry hat the is pink, is ok cause its WICKED SWEET-

 

[Nitz]

LUCKY!!! i want someone from the Mafia to kick a few of the guys in my class ASS!!! -gets an evil idea, once again- MAUAHAHAA!!
Im going to be a Junior Bridesmaid in my Cousins wedding lol!! I soooo EXCITED...tho...i have to wear...PINK!!!! -dies from ugly color, but her French Fry hat the is pink, is ok cause its WICKED SWEET-

have fun at the wedding... jus dun eat the MEAT BALLZZ and if you dooo have a jug of water with you

 

[Serenity]

LOL wow, sounds like a wild adventure..kinda creepy, but i'd love to be there. It reminds me. My grandmother has this new boyfriend.. and the other day he told her that he was actually mafia related...and when I met him for the first time. I could tell that he was in a mafia! XD kinda scared me at first but it's all cool. He has quite a bit of a temper but is super nice to me. ;;; still it's kind of weird knowing i may be the grandaughter of a mafia..and it kinda scares me to.. but shhh you didnt hear this i dont want to freak my school friends out.

 

[Nitz]

LOL wow, sounds like a wild adventure..kinda creepy, but i'd love to be there. It reminds me. My grandmother has this new boyfriend.. and the other day he told her that he was actually mafia related...and when I met him for the first time. I could tell that he was in a mafia! XD kinda scared me at first but it's all cool. He has quite a bit of a temper but is super nice to me. ;;; still it's kind of weird knowing i may be the grandaughter of a mafia..and it kinda scares me to.. but shhh you didnt hear this i dont want to freak my school friends out.

lol no one would be scared of a mafia related person....I know I wouldn't be... danger for me = nice lifestyle

 

[Serenity]

Well good ^^ lol. I'm still getting used to it.. but it's still kinda freaky..didnt think that anything like that would end up happening.

 

[Nitz]

meh... it's all good but remember DON"T EAT THE MEATBALLZ!!!!!

 

[trance_baby]

ima chick would i still have to wear a black tux?

 

[Nitz]

ummm no all you gotta do is go up to young guys and feed them spicy meatballz and laff at them while they scream in pain..........

 

[Daraku]

Wow. Too bad I'm not a chick. Can I wear a black tux and still give kids spicy meatballs to watch them scream in pain?

 

[Nitz]

prolly not... they might just huck a grenade at you.... then u'd be the one turning into a meatball

 

[Daraku]

I wouldn't mind being meat! Mmm...I would like to be bacon though.

 

[Nitz]

LOL you'll tiny small bacon pieces

 

[Fusion-X]

so in the end, are you goin to join the mafia?