WTH? Did anyonehear about the Apple iBoob Implant?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Apple inc. announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The breast augmentation - to be known as the iBoob - will cost from $499.00 to $699.00, depending on storage capacity, speaker size, and optional features such as stereo and surround sound. Speaking from Silicon Valley Apple campus headquarters in Cupertino, California, CEO Steve Jobs said, "This is not your mother's breast enhancement or silicone breast implants. It is truly an exciting, in your face, development. We're really stretching the fabric here, and expect to 'get under the skin' of many people who previously were not Apple customers. Obviously, when the profits begin to flow, our bottom line will rise exponentially. This is a major breakout. It's hard...(clears his throat)...hard for me not to be emotional."
