Corrupt the Wish

[Poop!!!]

Granted, now the staff has to wait to earn you.

I wish FatAlbert's E key worked.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted now that I'm home. But now the car I just worked on I turned it around and wrecked it.


I wish i never wrecked that car.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but wrecking the car actually saved you from getting your face ran over by 30 motorcycles in a car accident, so now you're dead.

I wish for a Battlefront 3.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but i break in and crush the cd('s)

I wish i knew what you thought youd do.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you don't know what you want to do.

I wish my cold would go away.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, now YOU ARE ON FIRE, and the cold goes to the person who means the most to you.

I wish for a telephone.

 

[GrayFox]

Granted, but it has an annoying ringtone that can't be changed.

I wish I could go to the moon.

 

[Poop!!!]

granted, you end up stuck between rosie o donnel's butt cheeks.

i wish i had a mop.

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

granted but its replaced your heart so your dead

i wish i could kill somebody hide their body under my bed get life sentanced and get ass raped in the showers untill the day i die

can you make that worse ???

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, your body is controlled and you end up raping bubba in the shower too. And the person you killed was your mother.

I wish for some (maybe like..2) Flinstones Vitamins.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but you only get two.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, you HAD a new computer, which is now as old as can be.

I wish Fox would call the funny phone jerks.

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

fox phones but it turns into a dirty phonecall and he gets hearing aids >_>

i wish people would give me money in the street for no reason

 

[Zayne.H]

Granted, but the Money is Yen.

I wish Xbox LIVE went faster.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but your brain goes slower.

I wish that that the show Step By Steph never existed.

 

[Zayne.H]

Granted, but Full House is still on.

I wish that there was really a black iMac being made.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but instead of a backspace button there's a blackspace button that turns the screen black for 20 minutes.

I wish for a better amp.

 

[GrayFox]

Granted, but it's so powerful that the power bill goes up $100

I wish I'd stop getting sick this year so many times.

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

you have stopped getting sick and have obtained a permenantly ill status . have a nice day

i wish for my xbox back

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but you never get the front of the xbox.

I wish that this Global Warming stuff will never happen.