Yo Momma jokes XD

[Kaius]

yo mama so pore when i walked in her house and steped on a lit ciggerette she said "there go's the heating"

 

[Blank]

your mommas so fat she played pool with the planets.

 

[Kaius]

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[Blank]

your mommas so big that she used a tree for a toothpick.

 

[Trane]

Yo moma i so fat when she set on the toilet the toilet said " A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me"

 

[Kaius]

lol

yo mama so dirty when she got in the tub to take a bath the water jumped out and said "you first"

 

[Blank]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

 

[Trane]

Yo mom is so fat when she wore a yellow dress and stood on the sidekick and everyone thought she was a school bus.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so dumb her IQ is 1 lol....lame.

 

[Kaius]

yo mama so ugly when she came to parent teacher's day they said no animals allowed

 

[Blank]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

 

[Kaius]

yo mama so big when she went to tokyo the people screamed GODZILLA GODZILLA!

 

[Blank]

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

 

[Death]

I got one...or two or somethin..anyways
Yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life guard!
Yo momma so fat, she was walkin in the street and a car tried to go around her and ran outta gas!

Death out! *Drops Mic*

 

[Blank]

oooookay. Heres one.


Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

 

[Cloud]

Yo momma's so fat if you cut her she'd save world hunger.

 

[Death]

Yo momma so stupid, yo dad told her to go buy a color tv and she asked what color.

 

[Blank]

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

 

[Cloud]

LOL

Yo momma's so dumb she the amount of sugars she has in her coffee is her IQ

 

[Blank]

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!