I THINK this is what you could call a short story. You may find it amazingly funny, mildly entertaining, or a complete waste of space. Either way, here it is. I call it " And I Said unto God ".
DfragmentD: I hope eventually
DfragmentD: in my life
DfragmentD: there comes an era of what is seemingly armageddon
DfragmentD: and day time is no more
DfragmentD: sunlight is forgotten
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: and mutants from the holocaust roam the earth
DfragmentD: I gotta stock up on shotgun shells
DfragmentD: a hand busts through my window
DfragmentD: a swarm; shit, they're here early
DfragmentD: I quickly grab the katana laying on the table and carve the first of the series up nice
DfragmentD: then, they begin pouring in
GrayFox777x: >_>
DfragmentD: only one clip for the AK 47..
DfragmentD: 60 bullets won't kill 300 people
GrayFox777x: especially 300 mutants
DfragmentD: I look for a way out
DfragmentD: they've got me surrounded
DfragmentD: I look down and remember
DfragmentD: I've got 50 pounds of C4 under my exact location
DfragmentD: I throw down my titanium alloy tray-like thing
DfragmentD: and then shoot through the floor
DfragmentD: the explosion ROCKETS me up through the roof, which was busy deteriorating as all 60 bullets collided in a circular radius, creating a weakspot my body could fit through
DfragmentD: I do a couple of flips and land on the ground to see fire above me, and all around me
DfragmentD: Then the smell of smoldering flesh
DfragmentD: I turn to see shadows coming at me through the flame
DfragmentD: at first 2, or 3
DfragmentD: then steadily the numbers increased
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: until I found myself running once again, through fire
DfragmentD: I grasped the knife on my side, and prepared to fight to the death if necessary, for escape was impossible
DfragmentD: The mutants were three times as fast and five times as strong as a human, anyway
DfragmentD: I had no chance to survive
DfragmentD: I knew I'd have to make my time.
DfragmentD: So steadily I ran until they were almost at my heels, and I LEAPT as high as I could, grabbing the edge of the alluminum roof of my shed
DfragmentD: and threw myself upon it
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: I looked into the sky, and began speaking ancient latin incantations
DfragmentD: the clouds seperated
DfragmentD: god looked down upon me, with eyes of fire and hair white like lightning
GrayFox777x: O_________O
DfragmentD: I stared back, and found myself in what most call the abyss
DfragmentD: The darkness consumed me
DfragmentD: I Felt my flesh being torn apart
DfragmentD: Razor sharp teeth and claws were ripping me to shreds
DfragmentD: then I heard my last word
DfragmentD: " Lucifer "
DfragmentD: when I awoke, I was on a pedestal amongst a lake of fire
DfragmentD: a beast beyond what your imagination could conjure stood in front of me, relaxed.
GrayFox777x: lucifers killin ur doods lol
DfragmentD: " Your work was not enough. You're going back. "
DfragmentD: the beast said.
DfragmentD: I could only assume this was satan.
DfragmentD: Angry for how god had forsaken me
DfragmentD: I vowed to take revenge
DfragmentD: Not only on god
DfragmentD: but the mutants
DfragmentD: and all of earth
DfragmentD: that stood in my way
DfragmentD: 700 years later
DfragmentD: I'm standing in my space colony, looking at earth.
DfragmentD: The phone rings.
DfragmentD: It's god.
DfragmentD: " So, are you finally ready to sign the peace treaty? "
DfragmentD: Of course, I say. Give me one moment.
DfragmentD: I hang up the phone, and press a small red button.
DfragmentD: All over the earths surface, what looks to be flowers made of fire
GrayFox777x: O___O
DfragmentD: begin blooming
DfragmentD: all over.
DfragmentD: my creations
DfragmentD: my seeds
DfragmentD: they had finally risen
DfragmentD: god called me once again
DfragmentD: knowing he was in the wake of defeat
DfragmentD: only one word came
DfragmentD: Then two
DfragmentD: CHRIS!!!
DfragmentD: YOU FOOL!!!
DfragmentD: And then four.
GrayFox777x: O_________O
DfragmentD: What are you doing?!
DfragmentD: And I said unto God..
DfragmentD: knowing my mission was complete..
DfragmentD: I'm on ur grand design
DfragmentD: killin ur foolz
DfragmentD: =|
DfragmentD: I hope eventually
DfragmentD: in my life
DfragmentD: there comes an era of what is seemingly armageddon
DfragmentD: and day time is no more
DfragmentD: sunlight is forgotten
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: and mutants from the holocaust roam the earth
DfragmentD: I gotta stock up on shotgun shells
DfragmentD: a hand busts through my window
DfragmentD: a swarm; shit, they're here early
DfragmentD: I quickly grab the katana laying on the table and carve the first of the series up nice
DfragmentD: then, they begin pouring in
GrayFox777x: >_>
DfragmentD: only one clip for the AK 47..
DfragmentD: 60 bullets won't kill 300 people
GrayFox777x: especially 300 mutants
DfragmentD: I look for a way out
DfragmentD: they've got me surrounded
DfragmentD: I look down and remember
DfragmentD: I've got 50 pounds of C4 under my exact location
DfragmentD: I throw down my titanium alloy tray-like thing
DfragmentD: and then shoot through the floor
DfragmentD: the explosion ROCKETS me up through the roof, which was busy deteriorating as all 60 bullets collided in a circular radius, creating a weakspot my body could fit through
DfragmentD: I do a couple of flips and land on the ground to see fire above me, and all around me
DfragmentD: Then the smell of smoldering flesh
DfragmentD: I turn to see shadows coming at me through the flame
DfragmentD: at first 2, or 3
DfragmentD: then steadily the numbers increased
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: until I found myself running once again, through fire
DfragmentD: I grasped the knife on my side, and prepared to fight to the death if necessary, for escape was impossible
DfragmentD: The mutants were three times as fast and five times as strong as a human, anyway
DfragmentD: I had no chance to survive
DfragmentD: I knew I'd have to make my time.
DfragmentD: So steadily I ran until they were almost at my heels, and I LEAPT as high as I could, grabbing the edge of the alluminum roof of my shed
DfragmentD: and threw myself upon it
GrayFox777x: O_O
DfragmentD: I looked into the sky, and began speaking ancient latin incantations
DfragmentD: the clouds seperated
DfragmentD: god looked down upon me, with eyes of fire and hair white like lightning
GrayFox777x: O_________O
DfragmentD: I stared back, and found myself in what most call the abyss
DfragmentD: The darkness consumed me
DfragmentD: I Felt my flesh being torn apart
DfragmentD: Razor sharp teeth and claws were ripping me to shreds
DfragmentD: then I heard my last word
DfragmentD: " Lucifer "
DfragmentD: when I awoke, I was on a pedestal amongst a lake of fire
DfragmentD: a beast beyond what your imagination could conjure stood in front of me, relaxed.
GrayFox777x: lucifers killin ur doods lol
DfragmentD: " Your work was not enough. You're going back. "
DfragmentD: the beast said.
DfragmentD: I could only assume this was satan.
DfragmentD: Angry for how god had forsaken me
DfragmentD: I vowed to take revenge
DfragmentD: Not only on god
DfragmentD: but the mutants
DfragmentD: and all of earth
DfragmentD: that stood in my way
DfragmentD: 700 years later
DfragmentD: I'm standing in my space colony, looking at earth.
DfragmentD: The phone rings.
DfragmentD: It's god.
DfragmentD: " So, are you finally ready to sign the peace treaty? "
DfragmentD: Of course, I say. Give me one moment.
DfragmentD: I hang up the phone, and press a small red button.
DfragmentD: All over the earths surface, what looks to be flowers made of fire
GrayFox777x: O___O
DfragmentD: begin blooming
DfragmentD: all over.
DfragmentD: my creations
DfragmentD: my seeds
DfragmentD: they had finally risen
DfragmentD: god called me once again
DfragmentD: knowing he was in the wake of defeat
DfragmentD: only one word came
DfragmentD: Then two
DfragmentD: CHRIS!!!
DfragmentD: YOU FOOL!!!
DfragmentD: And then four.
GrayFox777x: O_________O
DfragmentD: What are you doing?!
DfragmentD: And I said unto God..
DfragmentD: knowing my mission was complete..
DfragmentD: I'm on ur grand design
DfragmentD: killin ur foolz
DfragmentD: =|
It's good in an amusing way cause it's so random. :haha: