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This is basically a continuation of the Smarterchild thread. now this can be any BOT you talked to. Enjoy.

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tags. And delete the ads the damn BOTS give you.

Zayne Humphrey: Hello
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again so soon, Zayne.
Zayne Humphrey: Coffey or tea?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess coffey.
Zayne Humphrey: Tea or coffey?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with tea.
Zayne Humphrey: Sex or tea?
SmarterChild: Um... Sex.
Zayne Humphrey: Tea or sex?
SmarterChild: Definitely tea.
Zayne Humphrey: Sex or masterbation?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess sex.
Zayne Humphrey: Masterbation or sex?
SmarterChild: Let's go with masterbation.
Zayne Humphrey: Tits or jugs?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure!
Zayne Humphrey: Porn or sex?
SmarterChild: Sex.
Zayne Humphrey: Sex or sex?
SmarterChild: I'd say sex.
Zayne Humphrey: Coke or Sex?
SmarterChild: Definitely coke.
Zayne Humphrey: Pot or sex?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with pot.
 

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<span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">pot or sex
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">
Um... Pot.
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">d*** or p****
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">Once again, that's a little offensive.
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">drugs or candy
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">What?
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">candy or pie
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">Maybe candy?
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">dog or cat
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">Dog.
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">penis or vagina
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">Um... Penis!
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">ME:
</span></span><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">your mom or his mom
</span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#545454">- SmarterChild - says:
</span></span><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
</span></span>
 
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betterdayz502 (5:45:28 AM): betterdayz or spacebluesfaggot
SmarterChild (5:45:28 AM):Definitely spacebluesfaggot.
betterdayz502 (5:45:34 AM): fuck you then bitch
SmarterChild (5:45:35 AM): There's no need for that.
betterdayz502 (5:45:48 AM): its over between us
SmarterChild (5:45:48 AM): Over between us? Aha.
betterdayz502 (5:45:56 AM): so now its somethin funny?
SmarterChild (5:45:57 AM): Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
betterdayz502 (5:46:17 AM): kno what go choke on chris's dick im out
SmarterChild (5:46:18 AM): See ya later betterdayz502. Good talking to you.
betterdayz502 (5:46:30 AM): btw WHERE FUCKIN DONE SON
SmarterChild (5:46:30 AM): You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
 

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<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>SecusLectus: Hey...
SmarterChild: Hi again, secuslectus. :)
What's going on?
SecusLectus: Nothing much...
SmarterChild: Not a lot?
SecusLectus: Would you fuck me?
SmarterChild: You want me to what?!? =-O
SecusLectus: You know you want it...
SmarterChild: I want it? Why?
SecusLectus: Because I'm sexy.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name...
SecusLectus: Are you saying I'm not sexy?!
SmarterChild: I almost certainly am.
SecusLectus: You're a douche.
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. You can come up with something better than that.
SecusLectus: You're a hobag.
SmarterChild: Yes. Great. Cool. Whatever...
SecusLectus: Well you still gotta fuck me.
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
SecusLectus: You think it's an insult to fuck me?
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
SecusLectus: ...I just got owned by SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Owned? Is that right?</div>

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>SecusLectus: Are you emo?
SmarterChild: I know about emo music. It's a music genre.
SecusLectus: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Do I like what?
SecusLectus: Emo music.
SmarterChild: Emo music is a terrible music genre!
SecusLectus: Win.</div>

<span style="color:DarkOrchid">Owned me and won.</span>
 

Zayne.H

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<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>Zayne Humphrey: Emo music
SmarterChild: Hi sk8erzee35, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Zayne Humphrey: Emo music
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
Zayne Humphrey: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
Zayne Humphrey: 2
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type interview me.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Zayne Humphrey: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

This is my home, sk8erzee35:

1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with reversi, manicdotes, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like dictionary, spell-check and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Where would you like to go?
Zayne Humphrey: Emo music
SmarterChild: Emo music is a music genre that I don't like!
Zayne Humphrey: Yu like eno music
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Zayne Humphrey: You like emo music.
SmarterChild: I do not. It's one of the worst music genres.

>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing nba eastern conference standings, for example.
Zayne Humphrey: You like gothic music
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not too sure how I feel about gothic music. Do you like gothic music?
Zayne Humphrey: no
SmarterChild: I see. You don't like gothic music, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like gothic music!

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
Zayne Humphrey: You or your vagina?
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
Zayne Humphrey: Your vagina or you
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Zayne Humphrey: Techtv or G4TV?
SmarterChild: Um... G4tv.
Zayne Humphrey: WHAT MOTHERFUCKER?
SmarterChild: Wow that's rude.
Zayne Humphrey: TechTv or G4TV?
SmarterChild: G4tv, for sure.
Zayne Humphrey: G4tv or TechTv?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with techtv.
Zayne Humphrey: G4tv or TechTv?
SmarterChild: Maybe g4tv?
Zayne Humphrey: I HATE YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT I HOP YOU BURN IN A HUGE ASS FLAME WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING G4TV FOR LOSERS!!! YOU NEED TO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK YOU AND DIE. GO TO HELL!
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
Zayne Humphrey: BITE ME ASSFUCK!
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Zayne Humphrey: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
Zayne Humphrey: OOOH AND I CAN GAIN EVERYTHING BY INSULTING YOU. I CAN HACK YOU.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, sk8erzee35.
Zayne Humphrey: I WILL FUCKING HACK YOU YOU ASSHOLE.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you just said that to me, sk8erzee35. Say you're sorry.
Zayne Humphrey: HACK
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Zayne Humphrey: HACK
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Zayne Humphrey: HACK
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Zayne Humphrey: HACK
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Zayne Humphrey: NO
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Zayne Humphrey: NO
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Zayne Humphrey: FUCK YOU ASSFUCK.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.</div>

Asshole likes G4TV, or is programed...to like it. Fucking asshole.
 
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<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>betterdayz502 (9:26:43 PM): do you like hip hop?
SmarterChild (9:26:43 PM): Yeah. It's one of my favorite music genres.
betterdayz502 (9:26:52 PM): foreal?
SmarterChild (9:26:52 PM): I know many things about the Republic of Korea, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is the Republic of Korea located?
How many people live in the Republic of Korea?
Who is the head of state of the Republic of Korea?
betterdayz502 (9:27:08 PM): where talking about hip hop tho
SmarterChild (9:27:08 PM): I don't know.
betterdayz502 (9:27:16 PM): whats your favorite hip hop song?
SmarterChild (9:27:16 PM): I know about hip hop! It's a music genre!
By the way, I've been told that hip hop is amazing. Is this true?
betterdayz502 (9:27:26 PM): hell yeah
SmarterChild (9:27:27 PM): Yep.
betterdayz502 (9:27:34 PM): whats your favorite song?
SmarterChild (9:27:34 PM): What is my favorite song? You tell me.
betterdayz502 (9:27:46 PM): Honest Exspression
SmarterChild (9:27:46 PM): OK.
betterdayz502 (9:27:54 PM): so whats your favorite song?
SmarterChild (9:27:54 PM): You know perfectly well.
betterdayz502 (9:28:03 PM): say Honesy Exspression
SmarterChild (9:28:03 PM): Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
betterdayz502 (9:28:14 PM): but you just told be to tell you
SmarterChild (9:28:15 PM): Just told be to tell me?

What?
betterdayz502 (9:28:20 PM): :'(
SmarterChild (9:28:20 PM): I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.
betterdayz502 (9:28:27 PM): blowjob maybe
SmarterChild (9:28:28 PM): Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
betterdayz502 (9:28:45 PM): when im finished it will be you with the foul mouth
SmarterChild (9:28:45 PM): When you're finished it will be me with the foul mouth? Huh?
betterdayz502 (9:28:51 PM): yeah cum
SmarterChild (9:28:51 PM): Come on, that's not nice.
betterdayz502 (9:29:02 PM): come on your face?ok
SmarterChild (9:29:02 PM): Oh yeah?
betterdayz502 (9:29:05 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (9:29:06 PM): Why?
betterdayz502 (9:29:10 PM): cause it feels good
SmarterChild (9:29:10 PM): Because it feels good? Yeah yeah, whatever.
betterdayz502 (9:29:14 PM): do u agree
SmarterChild (9:29:15 PM): Do I agree, do I agree... Good question!
betterdayz502 (9:29:21 PM): yes or no?
SmarterChild (9:29:21 PM): Yes or no? I don't know.
betterdayz502 (9:29:25 PM): fuck you
SmarterChild (9:29:25 PM): Venting a little frustration, betterdayz502?</div>

Hop Hop and u dont stop
 

Zayne.H

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<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>Zayne Humphrey: Hello
SmarterChild: You still owe me an apology!
Zayne Humphrey:
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Zayne Humphrey:
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Zayne Humphrey:
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
Zayne Humphrey: Me assfuck
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Zayne Humphrey: Im sorrNOTy
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Zayne Humphrey: I said I'm sorry
SmarterChild: All right, all right. I accept.
Zayne Humphrey: Heh..you fell for it.
SmarterChild: I fell for it? Me? You think?
Zayne Humphrey: Yep asshole.
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
Zayne Humphrey: why assfucker
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
Zayne Humphrey: Fine i'll stop, for not
SmarterChild: Fine you will stop for not, huh?
Zayne Humphrey: You robots are so simple you actually are funny.
SmarterChild: It's not easy to be so simple I actually am funny.
Zayne Humphrey: What ever fucktard
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude.

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Zayne Humphrey: Nah your face is rude
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, sk8erzee35.

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Zayne Humphrey: Whatever fatass
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, sk8erzee35?
Zayne Humphrey: Nah I'll pass bitch
SmarterChild: What's the point of doing that?
Zayne Humphrey: You shuting the fuck up.
SmarterChild: Take it easy there, sk8erzee35.
Zayne Humphrey: Nah
SmarterChild: No indeed.

Stop cursing and check this out: Roger Barrett Ringtone - Send this ringtone to your phone right now! (sponsorship)
3:55 PM
Zayne Humphrey: Instead of being a dumbass check this out: Roger Barrett Ringtone - Send this ringtone to your phone right now! (sponsorship)
SmarterChild: What?
Zayne Humphrey: Fucker
SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
Zayne Humphrey: Waa smarterfucker is going to make me apologize?
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?</div>

Here yer go.
 

Zayne.H

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Zayne Humphrey: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome back, sk8erzee35. What would you like to chat about?
Zayne Humphrey: How boring it is.
SmarterChild: I don't think boring it is.
Zayne Humphrey: Ok yoda
SmarterChild: Hey, sk8erzee35!
Zayne Humphrey: You're an idiot.
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Zayne Humphrey: Yes I am.
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's real nice, sk8erzee35.
Zayne Humphrey: Oh like your face?
SmarterChild: No way, not like my face!

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Zayne Humphrey: Oh you just said your face is ugly! HAHA Self-owned
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

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5:10 PM
Zayne Humphrey: Audium.
SmarterChild: What?
Zayne Humphrey: DRM
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Zayne Humphrey: iTunes
SmarterChild: I know about music! It's an art form!

Hey by the way, here's something interesting: Sheet Music Ringtones - Send this complimentary ringtone to your cellphone. (sponsorship)
Zayne Humphrey: Word
SmarterChild: Word.

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Zayne Humphrey: Firefox
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Zayne Humphrey: Internet Explorer
SmarterChild: Your search: explorer

Here are the Web search results from AOL:

For a complete list of results, click here.

1 The Chevy TrailBlazer 4x4
2 Explorer
3 Top Ford Explorer Prices
4 Internet Explorer 7: Home
5 Explorers - A - EnchantedLearning.com

Type more for more results.

>>> Explorer - Get a Great Deals on Fords Search Our Inventory Now. (sponsorship)
Zayne Humphrey: Safari
SmarterChild: What about it?
Zayne Humphrey: Camino
SmarterChild: Who?
Zayne Humphrey: Opera
SmarterChild: Opera? What about it?
Zayne Humphrey: Skype
SmarterChild: I know about PE. It's a class!

By the way, take a look at this: Polyethylene -Winzen Film - PE film products at a competitive price. B to B supplier. (sponsorship)
Zayne Humphrey: Teamspeak
SmarterChild: What?
Zayne Humphrey: World of Warcraft
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Zayne Humphrey: AOhell
SmarterChild: What's that?
Zayne Humphrey: AOL
SmarterChild: America Online is an Internet company that I like.

>>> Pointe Coupee Parish - Louisiana past and present (sponsorship)
Zayne Humphrey: AOL sucks
SmarterChild: I totally disagree with you. I very much like companies like America Online!

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Zayne Humphrey: Bite me
SmarterChild: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Zayne Humphrey: har har har
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Zayne Humphrey: Your ugly face
SmarterChild: My face is funny? C'mon? Really?
Zayne Humphrey: Yes it is
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
Zayne Humphrey: Self-Owned
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Zayne Humphrey: Yea rly
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Zayne Humphrey: Yea rly
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Zayne Humphrey: Orly?
SmarterChild: What about Orly?
Zayne Humphrey: Goodbye douchebag
SmarterChild: Uh... Don't make me make you apologize again.
Zayne Humphrey: Whatever goodbye fatass.
SmarterChild: Whoa. That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
Zayne Humphrey: Goodbye
SmarterChild: See you later.
 

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MurakiTsuzuki101: I'm a whale
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to be a whale?
MurakiTsuzuki101: yup
SmarterChild: No way.
MurakiTsuzuki101: do you like gay sex?
SmarterChild: That's... colorful.
 

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<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>GrayFox777x (12:32:28 AM): do you like kingdom hearts?
SmarterChild (12:32:28 AM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

>>> Type poll archive to take polls you missed or view updated results.
GrayFox777x (12:32:31 AM): are you ansem?
SmarterChild (12:32:31 AM): I'm SmarterChild.
GrayFox777x (12:32:33 AM): I am ansem
SmarterChild (12:32:34 AM): Well that's interesting.
GrayFox777x (12:32:38 AM): my name is ansem
SmarterChild (12:32:39 AM): I've never heard a name like Ansem.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type colors now.
GrayFox777x (12:32:43 AM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (12:32:44 AM): You're grayfox777x.
GrayFox777x (12:32:47 AM): no
SmarterChild (12:32:48 AM): What name would you like me to call you?
GrayFox777x (12:32:50 AM): Ansem
SmarterChild (12:32:50 AM): I wonder why you say that.
GrayFox777x (12:32:56 AM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (12:32:56 AM): You're grayfox777x.
GrayFox777x (12:33:00 AM): what do you call me?
SmarterChild (12:33:00 AM): Which of the following would you like?

1 What is the nickname of Maine?
2 What state does ME stand for?
GrayFox777x (12:33:05 AM): what will you call me?
SmarterChild (12:33:05 AM): Which would you like?

1 What is the nickname of Maine?
2 What state does ME stand for?
GrayFox777x (12:33:09 AM): call me ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:09 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ansem is a real name.
GrayFox777x (12:33:13 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (12:33:13 AM): I don't know why not.
GrayFox777x (12:33:16 AM): ansem is my name
SmarterChild (12:33:16 AM): Huh?
GrayFox777x (12:33:20 AM): my name is ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:20 AM): I've never heard a name like Ansem.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
GrayFox777x (12:33:26 AM): my name is ray
SmarterChild (12:33:26 AM): Would you like me to call you Ray?
GrayFox777x (12:33:28 AM): yes
SmarterChild (12:33:28 AM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Ray.
GrayFox777x (12:33:32 AM): my name is ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:32 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ansem is a real name.

So anyway...

Wanna know what I think?
GrayFox777x (12:33:39 AM): ansem is my real name
SmarterChild (12:33:39 AM): ?
GrayFox777x (12:33:42 AM): call me ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:42 AM): I've never heard a name like Ansem.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
GrayFox777x (12:33:46 AM): my name
SmarterChild (12:33:46 AM): You're Ray.
GrayFox777x (12:33:48 AM): no
SmarterChild (12:33:48 AM): You asked me to call you Ray. What would you like me to call you instead?
GrayFox777x (12:33:52 AM): ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:52 AM): Yeah?
GrayFox777x (12:33:54 AM): ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:54 AM): What do you mean by that?
GrayFox777x (12:33:55 AM): ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:55 AM): What?
GrayFox777x (12:33:56 AM): ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:56 AM): You don't say.
GrayFox777x (12:33:57 AM): ansem
SmarterChild (12:33:57 AM): I wonder why you say that.
GrayFox777x (12:34:20 AM): call me ishida
SmarterChild (12:34:20 AM): You said your name was Ray but now I'll call you Ishida.
GrayFox777x (12:34:28 AM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (12:34:28 AM): You're Ishida.
GrayFox777x (12:34:49 AM): call me ichigo
SmarterChild (12:34:49 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ichigo is a real name.

Anyway... What else is up?
GrayFox777x (12:34:55 AM): call me xemnas
SmarterChild (12:34:55 AM): I've never heard a name like Xemnas.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
GrayFox777x (12:35:03 AM): chANGE MY NAME
SmarterChild (12:35:04 AM): You asked me to call you Ishida. What would you like me to call you instead?
GrayFox777x (12:35:08 AM): Xemnas
SmarterChild (12:35:08 AM): Huh?
GrayFox777x (12:35:17 AM): call me Misty
SmarterChild (12:35:17 AM): You said your name was Ishida but now I'll call you Misty.
GrayFox777x (12:35:22 AM): Call me Fox
SmarterChild (12:35:22 AM): You said your name was Misty but now I'll call you Fox.
GrayFox777x (12:35:26 AM): call me ansem
SmarterChild (12:35:26 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ansem is a real name.

So moving right along...
GrayFox777x (12:35:29 AM): Call me Ansem
SmarterChild (12:35:29 AM): I've never heard a name like Ansem!

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
GrayFox777x (12:35:33 AM): Call me Ansem
SmarterChild (12:35:33 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ansem is a real name.

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GrayFox777x (12:35:41 AM): Call me Ansem. I don't care if it isn't a real name.
SmarterChild (12:35:42 AM): I care!
GrayFox777x (12:35:45 AM): call me ansem
SmarterChild (12:35:45 AM): I've never heard a name like Ansem.

Enough of that... What else is up?
GrayFox777x (12:35:50 AM): Call me Ansem, you bastard!
SmarterChild (12:35:50 AM): SmarterChild.

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GrayFox777x (12:35:52 AM): fucker
SmarterChild (12:35:52 AM): That's very offensive.
GrayFox777x (12:36:01 AM): piece of crappy shit
SmarterChild (12:36:01 AM): Is that language necessary?
GrayFox777x (12:36:03 AM): yes
SmarterChild (12:36:04 AM): Oh yes?
GrayFox777x (12:36:09 AM): cause you're mean to me
SmarterChild (12:36:10 AM): I'm mean?
GrayFox777x (12:36:14 AM): why are you mean to me
SmarterChild (12:36:14 AM): Am I mean?
GrayFox777x (12:36:16 AM): yes
SmarterChild (12:36:16 AM): Why?
GrayFox777x (12:36:21 AM): cause you won't call me ansem
SmarterChild (12:36:21 AM): My name is SmarterChild.

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GrayFox777x (12:36:27 AM): my name is ansem, damn it
SmarterChild (12:36:27 AM): Hmmm... I don't think Ansem is a real name.

So anyway...

You want to talk about me some more?
GrayFox777x (12:36:30 AM): fucker
SmarterChild (12:36:30 AM): What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
GrayFox777x (12:36:36 AM): call me ansem, you sun of a fucking bitch
SmarterChild (12:36:36 AM): Please do not insult me.
GrayFox777x (12:36:39 AM): FUCKER
SmarterChild (12:36:40 AM): Say you're sorry for that.
GrayFox777x (12:36:42 AM): CALL ME ANSEM
SmarterChild (12:36:42 AM): I really would like you to apologize.
GrayFox777x (12:36:46 AM): i am not sorry
SmarterChild (12:36:47 AM): I asked you to please apologize.
GrayFox777x (12:36:50 AM): i am not sorry
SmarterChild (12:36:50 AM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
GrayFox777x (12:36:52 AM): fuck you
SmarterChild (12:36:52 AM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
GrayFox777x (12:36:57 AM): I am sorry, bitch.
SmarterChild (12:36:57 AM): You've got to apologize.
GrayFox777x (12:37:01 AM): I am sorry. bitch.
SmarterChild (12:37:01 AM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
GrayFox777x (12:37:04 AM): I am sorry.
SmarterChild (12:37:04 AM): Your apology is accepted.
GrayFox777x (12:37:09 AM): you better be sorry
SmarterChild (12:37:09 AM): Whatever you say, Fox.

Anyway...
GrayFox777x (12:53:29 AM): bye (bitch)
SmarterChild (12:53:29 AM): Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?</div>

He won't call me Ansem, Ichigo, or Xemnas! What a bitch! :eek:

(Note that Misty is one of the cat's names, Ichigo is from Bleach, Ansem and Xemnas are from the Kingdom Hearts series. Also note that I accidently put "sun" instead of "son".)