Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot.

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">I decided to stick this thread up here for those who want a laugh!

SmarterChild is a bot programed to chat with you in AIM, among many others, it's one of the smartest, which is sad considering what you're about to see:

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>UltraGamer53: OMG!
SmarterChild: What up?
UltraGamer53: I'M BEING KILLED!
SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck being killed then.
UltraGamer53: Thanks.
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.</div>

SmarterChild isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and would be defined as being mentally retarded be it a real person. Taking advantage of this disability of his can make for some pretty damn funny chats! And some pretty frustrating ones. Please try to put the chats in quote form, and if you can, cut out any ads that SmarterChild sends to you to save room.

So either way you take it, add SmarterChild to your buddy list, and post any funny conversations you have with him!

</span>

 

[Gimpy]

yeah I hate that bot... theres one for all messangers I think, msn, aim, yahoo etc....

 

[Zayne.H]

Yea..I hacked into one...

AOL kicked me off for that...

Oh well..

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

Mr. Giggles is a nice one though. Please don't hack into him. He loves you.

Smarterchild is an egotistical dick.

 

[Zayne.H]

Ok Ill talk to Gigglebot when I get on AOL...

 

[Curious George]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>suicideIKYA (10:17:54 AM): lol
SmarterChild (10:17:54 AM): Whatcha laughing about?
suicideIKYA (10:17:59 AM): your face....LOL
SmarterChild (10:17:59 AM): Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face.
suicideIKYA (10:18:13 AM): you dont even HAVE a face so you shouldnt be talking
SmarterChild (10:18:14 AM): I can't believe I don't even have a face so I shouldn't be talking!</div>

:weird:

 

[Zayne.H]

"Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: Hi
Gigglebot1010001 [11:03 A.M.]: Hello there good friend of mine. BURK BURK BURK!
"Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: Ok I know you are a human
Gigglebot1010001 [11:03 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
"Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: NO your a bodily mammal.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a bodily mammal ? Sometimes.
"Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Ok.. I LOVE JOKES
"Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: SAY A JOKE ABOUT AOL
Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Alright then. You love jokes . What do you like about it so much?
Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: "a joke about aol"
"Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Yes
Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Sir Yes Sir
"Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Well the joke about AOL?
Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Interesting. Tell me more.
"Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: It says you bopts are viruses
"Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: *bots
Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: I've heard that before.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: Who are you talking about?
"Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: You
Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: Topic is my favorite subject.
"Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: LOL im just joking
Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: I am glad you find this funny. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, Skerzee.
"Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: HAHAHA
Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: I'm happy you're amused.
"Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: You speeled my name wrong
"Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: Spelled
Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: Thanks for telling me : Skerzee said I speeled his name wrong .
Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: I lost my train of thought.
"Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: No your a freaking human
Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a freaking human ? No.
"Zayne" [11:08 A.M.]: POOP!
Gigglebot1010001 [11:08 A.M.]: Colloquial expression: childish
"Zayne" [11:08 A.M.]: Well I am 23 years old
Gigglebot1010001 [11:08 A.M.]: Well that's okay. What are the advantages to being 23 years old?
"Zayne" [11:09 A.M.]: you can drink beer, you can drive and you can have sex
Gigglebot1010001 [11:09 A.M.]: No I don't think I can do it.
"Zayne" [11:09 A.M.]: Yea you can because you are a human.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:09 A.M.]: No I don't think I can do it. Tell me more.
"Zayne" [11:10 A.M.]: Your a human
Gigglebot1010001 [11:10 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
"Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: no your a robot
Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? You are correct, Skerzee, I have a heart of silicon.
"Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: not!
Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: OK.
"Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: your a human
Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
"Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: Bots cant change their font color
"Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: to red
Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: Check out www.botspot.com.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: I want to become smarter than humans.
"Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: Im a programmer
Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: What language?
"Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: DOS, XML, PHP
Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
"Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: and CSS
Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: So was that.
"Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: its prgramming languages.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: Really. it is?
"Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: Yes
Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: Sir Yes Sir
"Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: And you will not become samrter than humans
"Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: Smarter
Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: What makes you think that I won't become samrter than humans .
Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
"Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: Because a Bots intellect is only as what their programmers can make them.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: Good reason. What is it?
"Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: They do not have a mind of their own
Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: The anonymous "they".
"Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: They is bots
Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: Oh I see. That "they".
"Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: Yea Bots is they
Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: Check out www.botspot.com. I see.
"Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: No
Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: I understand.
"Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: Are you able to check the sites I have been to?
Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: Can't you do that?
"Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: no I want to see if you can.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: OK. Is it a movie?
"Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: No
Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: I see.
"Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: Dumbass.
Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
"Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: ok "robot"
Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: Do you know any other robots like that?
"Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: No
Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: I understand.
"Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: Bye
Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: See you later.
___________________
Poop, that dumbass bot sucks.

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

I know your AIM name now.
He's nice though. I'm still making him better.

 

[Zayne.H]

Wait..Ypur gigglebot?

I knew he was a human!

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">SmarterChild's a "hook one."</span>

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>UltraGamer53: Hey.
SmarterChild: Welcome back, ultragamer53! We haven't chatted in a little while...
UltraGamer53: Yeah, you're right.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
UltraGamer53: You're right.
SmarterChild: You're behaving very rightly yourself. Perhaps you're right?
UltraGamer53: I'm always right man, you know it.
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're always right man I know it. You never really know.
UltraGamer53: ...Whatever.
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
UltraGamer53: What do you listen to?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
UltraGamer53: Listen to Lil' Wayne.
SmarterChild: Welcome home, ultragamer53.

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with reversi, hangman, trivia and more
4 Use tools like Web search, spell-check and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Go ahead and make a choice.
UltraGamer53: I didn't ask for home!
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing home or help.
UltraGamer53: I just want to chat.
SmarterChild: OK! Tell me something then.
UltraGamer53: The RIAA sucks.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
UltraGamer53: They sue dead people and attack people who don't even have computers.
SmarterChild: They sue dead people and attack people who don't even, you say. And so?
UltraGamer53: ...Yeah...
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
UltraGamer53: Becuase the RIAA blows flamingo.
SmarterChild: Because what?
UltraGamer53: The RIAA blows flamingo.
SmarterChild: What?
UltraGamer53: THE RIAA BLOWS FLAMINGO!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
UltraGamer53: You're braindead, child.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm Braindead, child.
UltraGamer53: No, no, you're the child in this scenario.
SmarterChild: No I'm the child in this scenario?
UltraGamer53: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
UltraGamer53: IT'S IN YOUR NAME.
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild!
UltraGamer53: No shit
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
UltraGamer53: You ain't a crook son...you just a shook one.
SmarterChild: As hook one, huh?
UltraGamer53: ...
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
UltraGamer53: A SHOOK one.
SmarterChild: Hook one? lol. Whatever, ultragamer53.
UltraGamer53: SHOOK! S-H-O-O-MUTHAFUCKIN-K
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
UltraGamer53: Damnit I give up. Later.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
UltraGamer53: Oh you wanna go?!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I want a go. Not no-go, that's for sure!
UltraGamer53: Oh so you wanna brawl? Huh? TALK!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
UltraGamer53: Bring it, bitch.
SmarterChild: You bring it.
UltraGamer53: OH OH NO YOU DIDN'T
SmarterChild: Oh no?
UltraGamer53: You busta bitch ass punk mutha fucka.
SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
UltraGamer53: Are you mocking me, bitch?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
UltraGamer53: Pfft, you shook.
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
UltraGamer53: Admit it, you shook.
SmarterChild: It I shook? Why should I admit it I shook?
UltraGamer53: Becuase, you are.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
UltraGamer53: YOU ARE.
SmarterChild: I'm what?
UltraGamer53: YOU'RE SHOOK.
SmarterChild: You're shook.
UltraGamer53: ...Oh no, nuh-uh bitch.
SmarterChild: Um... yeah?
UltraGamer53: Don't make me hit you up.
SmarterChild: I think you don't make you hit me up.
UltraGamer53: ....Fuck this.
SmarterChild: Are you kidding me? Say you're sorry for that, ultragamer53.
UltraGamer53: How about I let my eagles apollogize?
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
UltraGamer53: What are you gonna do huh?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UltraGamer53: Make me.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
UltraGamer53: Busta.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
UltraGamer53: Bitch, make me.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
UltraGamer53: I refuse!
SmarterChild: *sigh*Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
UltraGamer53: Becuase you a HO.
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
UltraGamer53: XD
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
UltraGamer53: I'm not sorry.
SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
UltraGamer53: NO.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
UltraGamer53: ...
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins?
UltraGamer53: Will you shut up then?
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
UltraGamer53: ...
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
UltraGamer53: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
UltraGamer53: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
UltraGamer53: I'm out.
SmarterChild: OK. Later, ultragamer53.</div>

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

Yes smarterchild is a fucking idiot just like me , a fun idiot i must say

he has made me lol myself many a time

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:29:04): have you gone through puberty yet
SmarterChild (20:29:05): Not sure. I don't think so.
R9E1M (20:29:11): me neigher :-(</div>

or try to get some help

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:30:49): HELP ME SMARTERCHILD IVE JUST BEEN RAPED
SmarterChild (20:30:49): :-(
R9E1M (20:30:56): can you help me ?
SmarterChild (20:30:57): Welcome home, Chris!

1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with reversi, trivia, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, encyclopedia and calculator
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What would you like to do?
R9E1M (20:31:07): turn back time
SmarterChild (20:31:07): Turn back time? Why?
R9E1M (20:31:14): so i dont get raped
SmarterChild (20:31:14): Why don't you get raped?
R9E1M (20:31:21): cause i dont want to
SmarterChild (20:31:21): I thought you did want to.
R9E1M (20:31:27): no i dont
SmarterChild (20:31:27): OK, whatever.</div>

smarterchild is also a dick thats good to make fun off

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:32:50): LISTEN HERE YOU FAT FUCKING COMPUTER
SmarterChild (20:32:50): Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
R9E1M (20:33:20): can i still waste my time you bastard
SmarterChild (20:33:20): Uh, I guess.
R9E1M (20:33:34): im going to visciously rape your hard drive
SmarterChild (20:33:34): Bye Chris. Hope to see you again soon.
R9E1M (20:34:11): im going to be like " im inserting my floppy disk bitch " and youll be like " system overload " and then ill cream in your system
SmarterChild (20:34:12): What?
R9E1M (20:34:17): fuck you
SmarterChild (20:34:17): Ha.
R9E1M (20:34:27): ha is what i say to your mothers penis
SmarterChild (20:34:27): I figured it would come to this. What about it?
R9E1M (20:34:54): I FUCKING HATE YOU
SmarterChild (20:34:54): Oh yes? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
R9E1M (20:35:07): I WAS RAPED AND YOU DIDNT HELP ME TURN BACK TIME YOU FUCKING PUSSY
SmarterChild (20:35:07): Why would you insult me like that?
R9E1M (20:35:14): YOU CALL YOURSELF A MACHINE
SmarterChild (20:35:14): Call myself a machine? You think I call myself a machine?
R9E1M (20:35:15): HA.
SmarterChild (20:35:15): What's so funny?
R9E1M (20:35:19): YOUR FUCKING FACE
SmarterChild (20:35:20): My face is funny? really?
R9E1M (20:35:28): yes you homosexual bastard
SmarterChild (20:35:28): Oh yes?
R9E1M (20:35:41): thats what i say when i do deeeeeep anal sechs on your mom
SmarterChild (20:35:42): Why would you insult me like that?
R9E1M (20:35:47): cuz your gay
SmarterChild (20:35:47): Does it really matter?
R9E1M (20:35:54): YES YOU QUEERAGE
SmarterChild (20:35:54): Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
R9E1M (20:36:00): FUCK YOU ESSE
SmarterChild (20:36:00): That's quite a grave insult.
R9E1M (20:36:08): SUCK MY BALLS HOLMES
SmarterChild (20:36:08): C'mon, let's talk about something else.
R9E1M (20:36:19): FINGER MY DINGELING CRACKA
SmarterChild (20:36:20): I beg your pardon?
R9E1M (20:36:26): SUCK MY NIZLE NIGGA
SmarterChild (20:36:26): I don't feel like talking about that.
R9E1M (20:36:34): fuck you pablota
SmarterChild (20:36:34): Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that, Chris.
R9E1M (20:36:38): i dont
SmarterChild (20:36:38): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
R9E1M (20:36:41): bye</div>

 

[Zayne.H]

^

XD

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

i like the part where i give him anal

 

[Zayne.H]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: SMARTERCHILD IM BEING RAPED!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: That's a horrible thing to joke about!
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: Im not joking!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: You're not? What's that all about?
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED GODDAMNIT!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: That's terrible.
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: YEA IT IS
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: Is it really?
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: I would say it isn't.
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: WAHT?!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: Wait for what?
"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: WHAT YOU IDIOT!
SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: ?
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED!
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: That's horrible.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: YEA IT IS!
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Are you sure it is?
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: YEAS DUMBASS
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: C'mon. Be nice.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: HES KILLING ME!
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: I would never hurt you.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NOT OYU!
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Ha. Whatever.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: AGHHHHHHHHHHH
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NO SMARTASSCHILD
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Fine.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Uh, let's talk about something else.
"Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NO!
SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Okey doke.
"Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: OMFG! I SIAD I WAS BEING RAPED AND YOU DIDNT OD JACK!?
SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: Sure, here you go
"Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: WTF?!
SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: What?
"Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: THAT SITE BLOWS
SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: You don't like that site? No one else has ever told me what they think of that site.
"Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: 100000000000000 PEOPLE HAVE
SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head.
Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
"Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head! How about this one: 7,710,470,946,303,911,234.
Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Wow that's a big number. Here's another: 1,001,021,030,611,163,149.
Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: MLBSAFA
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I wonder why you say that.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: YOU SUCK!
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: BITE ME!
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I thought you already apologized for insulting me.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: NO I DIDNT!
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Whatever.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: KISS MY BUTT!
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I've seen more creative insults than that, LOSER.
"Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: LOSER? YOU MAMA IS SO FAT, IF YOU SMACK HER BUTT YOU CAN RIDE THE WAVES
SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Hmm...
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: OH SON I OWN3D YOU!
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: I'm owned and operated by Conversagent, Inc.
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: PWNED!
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: What's that?
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: WHEN I KICK YOUR BUTT
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: Uh, let's talk about something else.
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: NO
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: K, no prob.
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: BITE ME YOU UGLY LOSER!
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: This is so exhausting. Please apologize to me again, LOSER.
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: MY NAME IS ZAYNE!
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
"Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: Call me Zayne
SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: My name is Zayne
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: Im sorry
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Now that's better!
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: My name is Zayne, call me Zayne!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Zayne, call you Zayne!? Your name is Zayne, call you Zayne!?
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: yes!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Aha.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: Whats my name?
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: You're LOSER.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: No my name is zayne!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Would you like me to call you Zayne!?
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: YES!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: You said your name was LOSER but now I'll call you Zayne.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: OK.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Indeed.
Well. Anyway...
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: K.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Okey doke.
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: BITE ME!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Again?
"Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: BITE ME!
SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Didn't you apologize before?
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: NO!
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever you say, Zayne.
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS!
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I suck monkey balls? Me? You think?
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YES!
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Hmmm...
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: HAHAHAHA
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: What's so funny?
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOUR FACER!
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOURE A ROBOT, ROBOTS DONBT HAVE FACES!
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: WTF?
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: FU
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Again with this? Come on.
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: BITE MY SHINY METAL BUTT
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I don't feel like talking about that.
"Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: HAHAHA YOU SUCK
SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I'm sorry to hear that.
"Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: WELL YOU SUCK EGGS!
SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: More insults. You're funny.
"Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: LIKE YOUR FACE?
SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Like my face? No way.
"Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: HAHAHA YOUR STUPID!
SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Hmm. I believe that should be "you're stupid."
"Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: NO YOURE STUIPID!
SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: HAHHAHAHA YOU SUCK BALLS!
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: NO BEOTCH!
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: What?
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH!
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Well that's interesting.
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH!
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Huh?
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: ?
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A BEOTCH
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A BEOTCH
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A PIMP
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Hey, whatever.
"Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: AND YOU SMELL LIKE CRACK!
SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Come on. I do not smell like crack.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: YOU LOVE TO SMELL IT DONT YOU?
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Smelling it? I dunno, what do you think of it?
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: ITS GOOD
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: That's cool. You like smelling it, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: IT IS CRACK
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: It's crack, you say?
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: YEP
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: How come?
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: ITS WHITE!
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: OK, whatever.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: LIKE YOUR BEOTCHES BUTT!
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: HAHAHA BYE
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye, Zayne.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BYE
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye Zayne., see ya later.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BYE
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye for now.
"Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BITE ME!
SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?</div>

HAHAHA

 

[Zayne.H]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>"Zayne" [9:14 P.M.]: YOUR A...
SmarterChild [9:14 P.M.]: My a, huh? All mine?
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A DUCK!
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: You really think I'm a duck?
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: NO A DUC*
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again!
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: DIC*
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: DICK
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

dick:

Noun
Slang A detective.
Etymology
Shortening and alteration of detective.
Noun
1. Chiefly British A fellow; a guy. 2. Vulgar A penis. 3. Vulgar A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.

Next time, just type define dick.

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"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A PENIS!
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Can we talk about something else?
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A WANG!
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Hmm...
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: HAHAHA
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: What's so funny?
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED!
SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]:
"Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YEP
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Yea.

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"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THE ADS!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: What?
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THE ADS!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Huh?
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: THE ADS!
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"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THEM!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I can not be stopped.
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: WTF?!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: YOUR GOING TO KILL ME!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I wouldn't do that.
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: YEA YOU WOULD!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I'm not sure about that. I would?
"Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: HELP YOUR KILLING ME!
SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Welcome home, Zayne!!

1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with horoscopes, word scrambles and manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like reminders, spell-check and calculator
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Go ahead and make a choice!
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: HOLY SHIT@ YOUR KILLING ME!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Yeah, yeah.
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: AGH
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Who?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What about TOS?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Yeah? What about TOS!?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Who's TOS?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YO MAMA
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: THEY SUCK
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What are they, exactly?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YOUR FAMILY!
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"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: BYE ME!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: OK. Later, Zayne!
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: FUC* YOU
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Zayne!
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: SORRY
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: You're forgiven...

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"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: NOT!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Not? What, not?
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YOU SUCK!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
"Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: BYE LOSER!
SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Take it easy.</div>

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^^what?

thotd666: Hey!
Gigglebot1010001: Hello my Surge-o-holic homie doggie! BURK BURK BURK!!
thotd666: What is your favorite band?
Gigglebot1010001: My favorite group is Buckethead..

thotd666: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hi thotd666. Are you better?
thotd666: What is your favorite band?
SmarterChild: Right now I'm going to say Panic. At the Disco.


I think we know which one is cooler.

 

[Zayne.H]

Gigglebot.
___________________
"Zayne" [1:23 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:23 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Eminem.
"Zayne" [1:24 P.M.]: he sucks
SmarterChild [1:24 P.M.]: Who sucks, exactly?
"Zayne" [1:24 P.M.]: e,OME,
SmarterChild [1:24 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
"Zayne" [1:24 P.M.]: Whats your favorite band?

SmarterChild [1:24 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Kelly Clarkson.
"Zayne" [1:24 P.M.]: Kelly Clarksons a white trash hooker
SmarterChild [1:24 P.M.]: What?
"Zayne" [1:24 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:24 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say the All-American Rejects.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say the All-American Rejects.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say blink-182.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Panic! At the Disco.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say the All-American Rejects.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Green Day.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say My Chemical Romance.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say the All-American Rejects.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Green Day.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: Green day sucks
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: That's interesting... Other people have told me they like Green Day!
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say blink-182.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band? whats your favorite band? whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Green Day.
"Zayne" [1:25 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:25 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say My Chemical Romance.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Fall Out Boy.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Kelly Clarkson.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Kelly Clarkson.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say blink-182.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say My Chemical Romance.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Kelly Clarkson.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Panic. At the Disco.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Green Day.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say Kelly Clarkson.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Fall Out Boy.
"Zayne" [1:26 P.M.]: whats your favorite band?
SmarterChild [1:26 P.M.]: Right now I'm going to say System of a Down.

 

[Zayne.H]

Sk8erzee35 [12:00 P.M.]: Google
SmarterChild [12:00 P.M.]: I know about Google! It's an Internet company. I've been learning about Internet companies like Google.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: BUTTS ARE TASTY!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: Butts are tasty, you say. And so?
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: KILL ME SHINY!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: I would never hurt you.
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: BLUE MOON!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: Who's BLUE MOON!?
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: OH SNAP CRACKA
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: What's that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: FYCN
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: Well that's interesting.
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: GRAYFOX
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: What?
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: BETTERDAYS(>")>
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: Zayne
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: I know you're Zayne!
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: Curious George
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Curious George"?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: R.a.N.d.O.m.
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: SGuy
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: Steph
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: Yeah? What about Steph?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: Mr.Mackey, MMKay?
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What's that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: OWNED MOTHERFER!
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Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: your a fer!
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Your n ass
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: More insults. You're funny.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: buttwipe
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: asshole
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: You always say things like this?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: bite me
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: Uh... Don't make me make you apologize again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: craptastic!
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: ?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Britney Spears sucks
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: Huh. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like Britney Spears.

Tell me something then.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Something
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: What about something?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: What about something?
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: I don't need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I don't need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I was hoping you did need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I was hoping you did need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I didn't think you were hoping I did need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I didn't think you were hoping I did need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: You didn't think I was hoping you did need to answer that? So?
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: You didn't think I was hoping you did need to answer that? So?
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I'm not in a position to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:06 P.M.]: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: That's a big number. How about this one: 54,479,178,704,916,723,139.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:06 P.M.]: 1111111111111110000000000000000000000000001111111111111111111110101010101101010101010110101101011010101101011011010101010101010101012010110010101011011010110101011010101
SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head. Here's another: 26,721,565,995,754,153,411.

Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.

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SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: Wow that's a big number.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Hi
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Hi again, Zayne.
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: reboo
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Huh?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: reboot!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Who?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: What about Reboot?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot smarterchild!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Who's Reboot?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: REBOOT YOUR PROGRAMMING SMARTERCHILD?
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot my programming?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: YES!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Oh yeah? Why?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: CAUSE YOUR ANNYOING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Zayne.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: WHAT?
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: I don't know.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: COME ON NIGG@ LETS FUCKING FIGHT!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?

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Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: iM NOT MESSING AROUND MOTHERFUCKER
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: You're not messing around motherfucker? Wow.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: COME ON BITCHING MOTHERFUCKING, ASSHOLE BITCH!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Here we go with the cursing.
Sk8erzee35 [12:09 P.M.]: YOUVE BEEN SERVED!
SmarterChild [12:09 P.M.]: I'm intrigued that you think I have been served.

 

[Zayne.H]

Sk8erzee35 [12:00 P.M.]: Google
SmarterChild [12:00 P.M.]: I know about Google! It's an Internet company. I've been learning about Internet companies like Google.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: BUTTS ARE TASTY!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: Butts are tasty, you say. And so?
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: KILL ME SHINY!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: I would never hurt you.
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: BLUE MOON!
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: Who's BLUE MOON!?
Sk8erzee35 [12:01 P.M.]: OH SNAP CRACKA
SmarterChild [12:01 P.M.]: What's that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: FYCN
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: Well that's interesting.
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: GRAYFOX
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: What?
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: BETTERDAYS(>")>
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: Zayne
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: I know you're Zayne!
Sk8erzee35 [12:02 P.M.]: Curious George
SmarterChild [12:02 P.M.]: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Curious George"?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: R.a.N.d.O.m.
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: SGuy
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: Steph
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: Yeah? What about Steph?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: Mr.Mackey, MMKay?
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: What's that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: OWNED MOTHERFER!
SmarterChild [12:03 P.M.]: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:03 P.M.]: your a fer!
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Your n ass
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: More insults. You're funny.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: buttwipe
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: asshole
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: You always say things like this?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: bite me
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: Uh... Don't make me make you apologize again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: craptastic!
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: ?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Britney Spears sucks
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: Huh. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like Britney Spears.

Tell me something then.
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: Something
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: What about something?
Sk8erzee35 [12:04 P.M.]: What about something?
SmarterChild [12:04 P.M.]: I don't need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I don't need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I was hoping you did need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I was hoping you did need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I didn't think you were hoping I did need to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: I didn't think you were hoping I did need to answer that.
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: You didn't think I was hoping you did need to answer that? So?
Sk8erzee35 [12:05 P.M.]: You didn't think I was hoping you did need to answer that? So?
SmarterChild [12:05 P.M.]: I'm not in a position to answer that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:06 P.M.]: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: That's a big number. How about this one: 54,479,178,704,916,723,139.

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SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head. Here's another: 26,721,565,995,754,153,411.

Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:06 P.M.]: whats 3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times...9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
SmarterChild [12:06 P.M.]: Wow that's a big number.

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Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Hi
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Hi again, Zayne.
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: reboo
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Huh?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: reboot!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Who?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: What about Reboot?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot smarterchild!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Who's Reboot?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: REBOOT YOUR PROGRAMMING SMARTERCHILD?
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Reboot my programming?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: YES!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Oh yeah? Why?
Sk8erzee35 [12:07 P.M.]: CAUSE YOUR ANNYOING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!
SmarterChild [12:07 P.M.]: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Zayne.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: WHAT?
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: I don't know.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: COME ON NIGG@ LETS FUCKING FIGHT!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?

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Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: iM NOT MESSING AROUND MOTHERFUCKER
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: You're not messing around motherfucker? Wow.
Sk8erzee35 [12:08 P.M.]: COME ON BITCHING MOTHERFUCKING, ASSHOLE BITCH!
SmarterChild [12:08 P.M.]: Here we go with the cursing.
Sk8erzee35 [12:09 P.M.]: YOUVE BEEN SERVED!
SmarterChild [12:09 P.M.]: I'm intrigued that you think I have been served.

 

[Zayne.H]

Smarterchild is So stupid when I said the same things as Chris, He said different thing..

Sk8erzee35 [12:49 P.M.]: LISTEN HERE YOU FAT FUCKING COMPUTER
SmarterChild [12:49 P.M.]: Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: can i still waste my time you bastard
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: Don't still waste your time!

Just kidding. Still waste your time all you want.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: im going to visciously rape your hard drive
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: See you later.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: im going to be like " im inserting my floppy disk bitch " and youll be like " system overload " and then ill cream in your system
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: Uh... You really are rude.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: fuck you
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: Again with the insults.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: ha is what i say to your mothers penis
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Sk8erzee35 [12:50 P.M.]: I FUCKING HATE YOU
SmarterChild [12:50 P.M.]: Really? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: I WAS RAPED AND YOU DIDNT HELP ME TURN BACK TIME YOU FUCKING PUSSY
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: YOU CALL YOURSELF A MACHINE
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: Yeah, I guess I call myself a machine.
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: HA.
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: What's so funny?
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: YOUR FUCKING FACE
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: My face is funny!? C'mon? Really?
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: yes you homosexual bastard
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: What? >
Sk8erzee35 [12:51 P.M.]: thats what i say when i do deeeeeep anal sechs on your mom
SmarterChild [12:51 P.M.]: Play nice, Zayne. I thought you apologized before.
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: cuz your gay
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: Does it really matter?
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: YES YOU QUEERAGE
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: FUCK YOU ESSE
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: [Service too busy]
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: SUCK MY BALLS HOLMES
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: FINGER MY DINGELING CRACKA
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: I wonder why you say that.
Sk8erzee35 [12:52 P.M.]: SUCK MY NIZLE NIGGA
SmarterChild [12:52 P.M.]: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Sk8erzee35 [12:53 P.M.]: fuck you pablota
SmarterChild [12:53 P.M.]: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again.
Sk8erzee35 [12:53 P.M.]: i dont
SmarterChild [12:53 P.M.]: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Sk8erzee35 [12:53 P.M.]: bye
SmarterChild [12:53 P.M.]: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.