How To Ruin Zayne`s Marriage

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

everytime you post , put in 5 different ways to fuck up zayne`s marriage

no offence zayne im only doing this to you cuz ure getting married

just 4 fun

1# cut the brakes on his ride to the church
2# hire a drunk hobo as the priest
3# make the best man lose the ring on the day of the wedding
4# accidently send a marathon of nudists through the church
5# pretend to have torrets during the service

 

[Zayne.H]

^ XD

I want that hobo seths by though..... XD

 

[Gimpy]

LOL wtf ur seriosuly getting married?

 

[Zayne.H]

Yea I am.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

#6.have me show up.

You don't realize how big of a mistake that would be.

 

[Zayne.H]

That would be huge!

But thast would be funny to have crack scattered over the floor....lol

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

7# invite me to play the organ
8# hire anyone here to organise the celebration " hey zayne we got you some strippers "
9# dont let me drink too much
10# pretend to be one religous person and eveytime the priest speaks say amen to that motherfucker

 

[Zayne.H]

In response to #7, I think my friends are doing that for my bachelor party...

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">11# I show up on the second floor banging on a giant glass window...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span>

 

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

POST 5 OR ILL HAVE AN AFFARI WITH A RECLINER

 

[DemonBanisher54]

Whens the weddin gonna be?

Is she hot? or is it one of those shotgun weddins....

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

Hypnotize everyone to go to Quiznos instead.

 

[Zayne.H]

<div class='quotetop'>(DemonBanisher54)</div><div class='quotemain'>Whens the weddin gonna be?

Is she hot? or is it one of those shotgun weddins....</div>


The wedding is going to be on 9/21.

She is hot, and a gamer/tech girl...

and it will be some what huge..

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>She is hot, and a gamer/tech girl...</div>

Does not compute

 

[Zayne.H]

^

I know....shes like one of a kind....

HOLY SHIT SHES A MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT!!!! OH NOES!

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

I knew she was a robot.....wait its a MAN.j/k no disrespect

 

[Zayne.H]

Its ok I was joking..