If I were a lumberjack..

Agamoai · Mar 9, 2006

Then I would probably sleep all night and work all day.

Because im a lumberjack and im okay.

Betterdayz(gtquot)gt · Mar 9, 2006

If I was a lumber jack I would slash and hack all day.

But if I didnt pack a sack with an axe it would be a bad day.

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Agamoai · Mar 10, 2006

... When I read that, instant stiffy.

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What...?

r.A.n.D.o.M · Mar 10, 2006

if i was a lumberjack id cut a hole for my willy
cause lumberjacks love to have sex with trees

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Zayne.H · Mar 10, 2006

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If I were a lumberjack I would cut down trees all day...But if I did not have any energy..Id rather sit and bash Aots all day...(ledgedly..)

Agamoai · Mar 10, 2006

I only have 1 thing to say to you all..

Arteries clogged with semen.

Zayne.H · Mar 10, 2006

r.A.n.D.o.M · Mar 12, 2006

if i were a lumberjack id do butt sechs all day
cause everyone knows lumberjacks are gay

if i was a nerd id cyber sex my buddy list
and wen they reject me ill go out and get pissed

if i was a porn star id get payed for fun
but not if its gay i dont want no bumcum

if i was a graff artist id hit up the city
and go over toys tags because there so shitty

if i was a gangsta id roll round my hood
blast the fuck outta anyone on my turf , crips or blood

if i was a gangster id become a coke barron
and snort myshit and crash a maclaren

if i was chuck norris id blow my own balls up
so all these chuck norris fuckheads shut the fuck up

if i was an alien uranus would be my place
but if its not cleaned properly it would look a disgrace

if i was a doctor id clean out agamo`s intestines
and get a sexy supermodel to eat his sperm for din dins

GET THE FUCK ON THAT BITCHES