I'm so poor game....

[Daesy]

Rules are simple. Put the word's "i'm so poor/broke/cheap/tight...." and put something ridiculously funny.


I'm so tight, Lincoln screams.

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

I'm so poor, your mom's a whore.

 

[Nyte]

I'm so poor, I'm startin' to charge the roaches for rent money.

 

[E.V.]

I'm so poor, I can only afford your mom. (I'm not the only one going down in my insults)

 

[Nyte]

I'm so broke, theives practice on me.

 

[Nitz]

I'm so fly hookers do me for free!!

 

[Cruentus]

Im so broke i cant afford sunshine.

 

[E.V.]

I'm so poor, I have to rob goodwill.

 

[Daesy]

I'm so poor, the garbage man charges me rent.

 

[Hyuuga Neji]

i'm so poor i can't even afford to eat at the soup kitchen

 

[Nyte]

I so cheap, the last time I paid for a school fieldtrip I threw up on the bus. I got my money back and a day off. LOL!!!

 

[Cruentus]

Im so broke the hobo's give me charity.

 

[Morence]

I'm so cheap im on the dollar menu xD

 

[Cruentus]

Im so poor I aint head of 50 cent and I dont mean the rapper

 

[Nyte]

I'm so cheap, I shower with my clothes on so I don't have to do laundry.

I'm so broke when I wrote a check it bounced so hight it put a hole in the Ozone.

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

I'm so fly, I bought a pair of shades for $350, and just as a walked out I tripped and they broke!