A to 01011010: FLIBBAHFLABBAH
SecusLectus: AAAAAHHH
A to 01011010: just too white and nerrrdy
A to 01011010: :|
SecusLectus: Hey thar hunny :O
SecusLectus: looking for a good time?
A to 01011010: Depends.
A to 01011010: How much to just watch you jack off?
SecusLectus: that'll be five *cough cough* oh shit
SecusLectus: *glares at officer passing by*
SecusLectus: YEAH THAT'LL BE A RIGHT TURN AT MARKS STREET
SecusLectus: Take a left and ah...alright he's gone.
A to 01011010: OKAY YEAH THANK YO alright..
A to 01011010: so..
SecusLectus: Five dollah.
A to 01011010: Get in. -opens passenger door-
SecusLectus: *slips in*
SecusLectus: You got any johnsons?
A to 01011010: -pulls out 9mm and locks the doors-
SecusLectus: EEEEEK
A to 01011010: -lights flash and cop cars come out of nowhere-
A to 01011010: Sorry, guy..
SecusLectus: YOU RAT BASTARD
A to 01011010: I know it's gotta be hard, just tryin' to make a livin', but..
SecusLectus: ;_;
A to 01011010: Hey, I am too.
A to 01011010: -cuffs you and takes you DOWNTOWN-
SecusLectus: I'll suck you off if you let me go.
SecusLectus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A to 01011010: >_>!
SecusLectus: <_<
SecusLectus: *licks lips*
A to 01011010: hmmm.
A to 01011010: >_>
A to 01011010: wait
A to 01011010: what about every cop on the force?
SecusLectus: ...
A to 01011010: if you gave them all head, I think they'd let you go.
SecusLectus: Do I get five minute mouthwash breaks in between?
A to 01011010: sure hun ^_^
SecusLectus: Okay ^_______^
A to 01011010: -pulls over at police station, lets you out of car-
A to 01011010: Oh, and hun
A to 01011010: -rips plastic badge off-
A to 01011010: I'm not a fucking pig.
A to 01011010: =|
A to 01011010: -blows joor head off-
SecusLectus: WHAAAAT
SecusLectus: -iz ded-
A to 01011010: Now THAT was a fucked up scenario.
SecusLectus: Only us <_<
A to 01011010: ONLY us.
SecusLectus: And some...chemical induced...
SecusLectus: mindfucks.
A to 01011010: Yeeeeees.
A to 01011010: like that guy
A to 01011010: who makes salad fingers.
SecusLectus: DAVID FIRTH
A to 01011010: i'm sureh e could do worse than what we did.
A to 01011010: yeah.
SecusLectus: Oh by far.
A to 01011010: yes.
A to 01011010: brb one momento, siredo
A to 01011010: SIREDOM*
SecusLectus: Fien.
A to 01011010: it shant be long
A to 01011010: ;_;
SecusLectus: You tend to finish up early.
SecusLectus:
A to 01011010: okay so I'm breakin up some weed to pack this bowl
A to 01011010: and I just reach in and grab a bud, not very choosy
A to 01011010: dude, this motherfucker has a perfect corner on it
A to 01011010:
;;
A to 01011010: like
A to 01011010: two straight lines
A to 01011010: one vert., one horiz.
A to 01011010: they connect
A to 01011010: to make a corner
SecusLectus: ...Whoa
A to 01011010: the lines..
A to 01011010: are fucking perfect.
A to 01011010: I'll save taht bud for last.
SecusLectus: ...so it's like a box bud or some shit?
A to 01011010: ...on one side, but on the other side it's regular
SecusLectus: cubular buds?!
A to 01011010: i wish
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: freaking me out
A to 01011010: that'd be sweet
SecusLectus: I'd eat that shit in my salads like fucking crutons <_<
A to 01011010: XD
SecusLectus: In mexico there was once a bud four feet long and three feet high
SecusLectus: and it was shaped like a pinata
SecusLectus: and it was so sticky
SecusLectus: that all the children's sticks would stick to it
SecusLectus: whenever they swung
A to 01011010: back
SecusLectus: and that bud was smoked by the four kings of the human alliance in middle earth
SecusLectus: and I have no clue where I'm going with this
A to 01011010: buds, kings and mexicans is pretty much instant 10
SecusLectus: thought so
SecusLectus: watching the two towers earlier today on my compy
SecusLectus: I discovered how to perfectly imitate gimli
SecusLectus: first, close your throught as if you were hocking up a spitwad.
SecusLectus: ...throat
SecusLectus: then recite the words "goak gock goak" really fast and throw in some intelligible scottish speech
SecusLectus: and BAm
SecusLectus: ...BAm
SecusLectus: ...BAM
SecusLectus: jesus
SecusLectus: stay with me here <_<
A to 01011010: <_<
A to 01011010: I'm with you.
SecusLectus: and if you want to imitate legolas
A to 01011010: But I just personally wouldn't want tot alk like Gimli. <_<
A to 01011010: neither legolas.
A to 01011010: I'd wanna be...
SecusLectus: shave your pubes, dye your hair blonde, and run around bowing sticks at people
A to 01011010: that prett-
A to 01011010: LOL
A to 01011010: XD
SecusLectus: BACK TO THE PITS THAT SPAWNED YOU
SecusLectus: *thwang*
A to 01011010: If I was someone from LotR..
A to 01011010: it'd be..
SecusLectus: I'd be a treant.
SecusLectus: A FUCKING TREE
SecusLectus: THAT TALKS AND WALKS
A to 01011010: Oooo yeah I wanna be one of those too
A to 01011010: they were badass.
SecusLectus: I seriously want some of what tolken was...token.
A to 01011010: I'm willing to bet;
A to 01011010: OPIUM!
A to 01011010: Look daddy, I can make Opi-o's!!!
A to 01011010: </Ralf Wiggum>
SecusLectus: Dr. Suess, the author of "through the looking glass", why not tolken?
SecusLectus: might as well.
SecusLectus: LOL I love that kid
A to 01011010: I Remember Through The Looking Glass, we watched that in art class one time, and I actually didn't mind.
A to 01011010: yeah, ralf wins.
SecusLectus: have you ever looked at spongebob squarepants upside down?
A to 01011010: no
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: Do it sometime.
SecusLectus: I'm not sure if it's the grass, but maaaan
SecusLectus: you'll have yourself a laugh.
A to 01011010: bout to do it <_<
SecusLectus: Makes me wish I had TiVo.
A to 01011010: I'm betting it was the weed, because I didn't laugh, only noticed his eyes and nose upside down resemble a penis and testicles.
SecusLectus: LOL
SecusLectus: That's it
SecusLectus: That's exactly it.
A to 01011010: oh well I'm not high yet <_<
A to 01011010: if we were guys on KotH
A to 01011010: I Would be Dale
A to 01011010: probably
A to 01011010: cause I like all that government conspiracy shit
SecusLectus: Oh of course you're the coolest one <_<
A to 01011010: dude I left you boomhauer
A to 01011010: and hank
SecusLectus: you're so full of it.
A to 01011010: <_<
A to 01011010: DUDE >_>
A to 01011010: I'm the only one that qualifies anyway
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: boomhaur's bald and sexually repressed, hank's as stiff as a bob dole in a pharmacy.
SecusLectus: YOU LEFT ME NO ONE
SecusLectus: ...wait shit
A to 01011010: except bill
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: bill the bald one who's sexually repressed
A to 01011010: but who the fuck wants to be bill.
A to 01011010: yeah.
SecusLectus: boomhaur is cool.
A to 01011010: yeah, he gets ass.
SecusLectus: Yeah, I get him.
SecusLectus: <_<
A to 01011010: I was either gonna be Hank
A to 01011010: or Dale.
SecusLectus: Dale.
A to 01011010: but Hank is just too fuckin uptight
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: You're no hank.
SecusLectus: My dad is fucking hank.
A to 01011010: I'm kinda like Hank if...Hank smoked pot and was chill
A to 01011010: I keep my stupid friends out of trouble
A to 01011010: like hank does.
A to 01011010: for dale.
A to 01011010: and bill
SecusLectus: john redcorn man, he's a toker.
A to 01011010: >_>!!!!
A to 01011010: YES
A to 01011010: And
A to 01011010: he's sleepin with my WIFE
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: Win and win.
A to 01011010: Well Rob, I gotta head, see ya later
SecusLectus: <-<
SecusLectus: peace nigra.
SecusLectus: AAAAAHHH
A to 01011010: just too white and nerrrdy
A to 01011010: :|
SecusLectus: Hey thar hunny :O
SecusLectus: looking for a good time?
A to 01011010: Depends.
A to 01011010: How much to just watch you jack off?
SecusLectus: that'll be five *cough cough* oh shit
SecusLectus: *glares at officer passing by*
SecusLectus: YEAH THAT'LL BE A RIGHT TURN AT MARKS STREET
SecusLectus: Take a left and ah...alright he's gone.
A to 01011010: OKAY YEAH THANK YO alright..
A to 01011010: so..
SecusLectus: Five dollah.
A to 01011010: Get in. -opens passenger door-
SecusLectus: *slips in*
SecusLectus: You got any johnsons?
A to 01011010: -pulls out 9mm and locks the doors-
SecusLectus: EEEEEK
A to 01011010: -lights flash and cop cars come out of nowhere-
A to 01011010: Sorry, guy..
SecusLectus: YOU RAT BASTARD
A to 01011010: I know it's gotta be hard, just tryin' to make a livin', but..
SecusLectus: ;_;
A to 01011010: Hey, I am too.
A to 01011010: -cuffs you and takes you DOWNTOWN-
SecusLectus: I'll suck you off if you let me go.
SecusLectus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A to 01011010: >_>!
SecusLectus: <_<
SecusLectus: *licks lips*
A to 01011010: hmmm.
A to 01011010: >_>
A to 01011010: wait
A to 01011010: what about every cop on the force?
SecusLectus: ...
A to 01011010: if you gave them all head, I think they'd let you go.
SecusLectus: Do I get five minute mouthwash breaks in between?
A to 01011010: sure hun ^_^
SecusLectus: Okay ^_______^
A to 01011010: -pulls over at police station, lets you out of car-
A to 01011010: Oh, and hun
A to 01011010: -rips plastic badge off-
A to 01011010: I'm not a fucking pig.
A to 01011010: =|
A to 01011010: -blows joor head off-
SecusLectus: WHAAAAT
SecusLectus: -iz ded-
A to 01011010: Now THAT was a fucked up scenario.
SecusLectus: Only us <_<
A to 01011010: ONLY us.
SecusLectus: And some...chemical induced...
SecusLectus: mindfucks.
A to 01011010: Yeeeeees.
A to 01011010: like that guy
A to 01011010: who makes salad fingers.
SecusLectus: DAVID FIRTH
A to 01011010: i'm sureh e could do worse than what we did.
A to 01011010: yeah.
SecusLectus: Oh by far.
A to 01011010: yes.
A to 01011010: brb one momento, siredo
A to 01011010: SIREDOM*
SecusLectus: Fien.
A to 01011010: it shant be long
A to 01011010: ;_;
SecusLectus: You tend to finish up early.
SecusLectus:
A to 01011010: okay so I'm breakin up some weed to pack this bowl
A to 01011010: and I just reach in and grab a bud, not very choosy
A to 01011010: dude, this motherfucker has a perfect corner on it
A to 01011010:
;;A to 01011010: like
A to 01011010: two straight lines
A to 01011010: one vert., one horiz.
A to 01011010: they connect
A to 01011010: to make a corner
SecusLectus: ...Whoa
A to 01011010: the lines..
A to 01011010: are fucking perfect.
A to 01011010: I'll save taht bud for last.
SecusLectus: ...so it's like a box bud or some shit?
A to 01011010: ...on one side, but on the other side it's regular
SecusLectus: cubular buds?!
A to 01011010: i wish
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: freaking me out
A to 01011010: that'd be sweet
SecusLectus: I'd eat that shit in my salads like fucking crutons <_<
A to 01011010: XD
SecusLectus: In mexico there was once a bud four feet long and three feet high
SecusLectus: and it was shaped like a pinata
SecusLectus: and it was so sticky
SecusLectus: that all the children's sticks would stick to it
SecusLectus: whenever they swung
A to 01011010: back
SecusLectus: and that bud was smoked by the four kings of the human alliance in middle earth
SecusLectus: and I have no clue where I'm going with this
A to 01011010: buds, kings and mexicans is pretty much instant 10
SecusLectus: thought so
SecusLectus: watching the two towers earlier today on my compy
SecusLectus: I discovered how to perfectly imitate gimli
SecusLectus: first, close your throught as if you were hocking up a spitwad.
SecusLectus: ...throat
SecusLectus: then recite the words "goak gock goak" really fast and throw in some intelligible scottish speech
SecusLectus: and BAm
SecusLectus: ...BAm
SecusLectus: ...BAM
SecusLectus: jesus
SecusLectus: stay with me here <_<
A to 01011010: <_<
A to 01011010: I'm with you.
SecusLectus: and if you want to imitate legolas
A to 01011010: But I just personally wouldn't want tot alk like Gimli. <_<
A to 01011010: neither legolas.
A to 01011010: I'd wanna be...
SecusLectus: shave your pubes, dye your hair blonde, and run around bowing sticks at people
A to 01011010: that prett-
A to 01011010: LOL
A to 01011010: XD
SecusLectus: BACK TO THE PITS THAT SPAWNED YOU
SecusLectus: *thwang*
A to 01011010: If I was someone from LotR..
A to 01011010: it'd be..
SecusLectus: I'd be a treant.
SecusLectus: A FUCKING TREE
SecusLectus: THAT TALKS AND WALKS
A to 01011010: Oooo yeah I wanna be one of those too
A to 01011010: they were badass.
SecusLectus: I seriously want some of what tolken was...token.
A to 01011010: I'm willing to bet;
A to 01011010: OPIUM!
A to 01011010: Look daddy, I can make Opi-o's!!!
A to 01011010: </Ralf Wiggum>
SecusLectus: Dr. Suess, the author of "through the looking glass", why not tolken?
SecusLectus: might as well.
SecusLectus: LOL I love that kid
A to 01011010: I Remember Through The Looking Glass, we watched that in art class one time, and I actually didn't mind.
A to 01011010: yeah, ralf wins.
SecusLectus: have you ever looked at spongebob squarepants upside down?
A to 01011010: no
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: Do it sometime.
SecusLectus: I'm not sure if it's the grass, but maaaan
SecusLectus: you'll have yourself a laugh.
A to 01011010: bout to do it <_<
SecusLectus: Makes me wish I had TiVo.
A to 01011010: I'm betting it was the weed, because I didn't laugh, only noticed his eyes and nose upside down resemble a penis and testicles.
SecusLectus: LOL
SecusLectus: That's it
SecusLectus: That's exactly it.
A to 01011010: oh well I'm not high yet <_<
A to 01011010: if we were guys on KotH
A to 01011010: I Would be Dale
A to 01011010: probably
A to 01011010: cause I like all that government conspiracy shit
SecusLectus: Oh of course you're the coolest one <_<
A to 01011010: dude I left you boomhauer
A to 01011010: and hank
SecusLectus: you're so full of it.
A to 01011010: <_<
A to 01011010: DUDE >_>
A to 01011010: I'm the only one that qualifies anyway
A to 01011010: <_<
SecusLectus: boomhaur's bald and sexually repressed, hank's as stiff as a bob dole in a pharmacy.
SecusLectus: YOU LEFT ME NO ONE
SecusLectus: ...wait shit
A to 01011010: except bill
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: bill the bald one who's sexually repressed
A to 01011010: but who the fuck wants to be bill.
A to 01011010: yeah.
SecusLectus: boomhaur is cool.
A to 01011010: yeah, he gets ass.
SecusLectus: Yeah, I get him.
SecusLectus: <_<
A to 01011010: I was either gonna be Hank
A to 01011010: or Dale.
SecusLectus: Dale.
A to 01011010: but Hank is just too fuckin uptight
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: You're no hank.
SecusLectus: My dad is fucking hank.
A to 01011010: I'm kinda like Hank if...Hank smoked pot and was chill
A to 01011010: I keep my stupid friends out of trouble
A to 01011010: like hank does.
A to 01011010: for dale.
A to 01011010: and bill
SecusLectus: john redcorn man, he's a toker.
A to 01011010: >_>!!!!
A to 01011010: YES
A to 01011010: And
A to 01011010: he's sleepin with my WIFE
A to 01011010: >_>
SecusLectus: Win and win.
A to 01011010: Well Rob, I gotta head, see ya later
SecusLectus: <-<
SecusLectus: peace nigra.