Joker

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Okay, we all know your into laughs, so Criminal Territory and I have decided to put up a joke thread.

RULES: Post a joke, allow two posts for guesses, and if the answer is not posted then quote the joke and post the answer. IF the answer is posted among the two posts, ie; keep note of your jokes please!, then post another joke and continue.

I'll start.
What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

The bouncy?

 

[E.V.]

wouldn't this be riddles?

I'm guessing the bounce.

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Okay, we all know your into laughs, so Criminal Territory and I have decided to put up a joke thread.

RULES: Post a joke, allow two posts for guesses, and if the answer is not posted then quote the joke and post the answer. IF the answer is posted among the two posts, ie; keep note of your jokes please!, then post another joke and continue.

I'll start.
What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

The answer is Hip-Hop

 

[E.V.]

Hip Hop is a dance?

Why didn't the ghost go to the party?

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

Oh oh oh! I know this one *thinks* Its not coming back to me..ahh

Because he couldn't drink there? Lol.

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Because no one could 'SEE' him?

 

[E.V.]

because he had noBODY to go with.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA I have no life.

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Why do mummies like Christmas presents?

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

Because the wrapping? Is it something like that.. I am close, right? Lol. *Crosses fingers*

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Why do mummies like Christmas presents?

Yah, it's because they're wrapped.

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

Cool, I won!

 

[Sergeant Dreamer]

Cool, I won!

now post a new joke, please.

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

...Uhh...
I found this:

"One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?"