Okay, this is 100% true. She told me these things earlier today, and I'm not making any of it up. She was so mean. Especially 2 days before my birthday. 
She asked me what I wanted for my birthday this year, I said a new computer. She's all like "**** off Jamie, ask for something reasonable." I said "I am, the computer we got now is a piece of ****." She's all like "**** off, its perfectly fine." So I'm all like "mom, listen we got dial-up a laptop that we borrowed off a friend and still haven't given back, we need a new computer and DSL."
So then, after my brother agrees and explains to her, she's all like "you guys are both ****in jokes, especially you Jamie. You're both getting lazier, fatter, and dumber by the day. I aint gonna do you any favors and get you a new computer, get a ****in job, go back to school and maybe I'll consider it then." My mom said.
So then, my bro left the room and was kinda disappointed, I told my mom "don't ask a question if you can't back up your original question and get me it, especially for my birthday." She then said, "gee, not bad for someone who has only a 7th grade education. . .8th grade tops."
I then told my mom to shut the **** up, and stop pissing me off, especially when my birthday is supposed to be something positive, not something to constantly tease and insult me about.
Sorry if I pulled an Eminem there, I had to tell everyone and show everyone how much of an ogre and ***** my mom is. :/
She asked me what I wanted for my birthday this year, I said a new computer. She's all like "**** off Jamie, ask for something reasonable." I said "I am, the computer we got now is a piece of ****." She's all like "**** off, its perfectly fine." So I'm all like "mom, listen we got dial-up a laptop that we borrowed off a friend and still haven't given back, we need a new computer and DSL."
So then, after my brother agrees and explains to her, she's all like "you guys are both ****in jokes, especially you Jamie. You're both getting lazier, fatter, and dumber by the day. I aint gonna do you any favors and get you a new computer, get a ****in job, go back to school and maybe I'll consider it then." My mom said.
So then, my bro left the room and was kinda disappointed, I told my mom "don't ask a question if you can't back up your original question and get me it, especially for my birthday." She then said, "gee, not bad for someone who has only a 7th grade education. . .8th grade tops."
I then told my mom to shut the **** up, and stop pissing me off, especially when my birthday is supposed to be something positive, not something to constantly tease and insult me about.
Sorry if I pulled an Eminem there, I had to tell everyone and show everyone how much of an ogre and ***** my mom is. :/
