"Today We Salute"

[The Miz]

This thread is simple. Just everyday salute somebody for something. But the opening sentence must be "Today We Salute"

For example:

"Today we salute, those guys who like to look at themselves in the mirror constantly."

This is a game so you can just post whatever as long as it starts with the opening like "Today we salute"

The first person I salute is. . .

"Today we salute, the man who always liked to super-size his extra value meal."

Next person posts a different line with "Today we salute" as the opening and so on.

 

[Nitz]

Today we salute for the team canada hockey players

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute Pat Quinn for a job well done on Team Canada, even though his coaching skills in the NHL kinda suck.

 

[Nitz]

Today we salute Wayne Gretzky for going to the olympics, even after the scandal......

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute McDonald's restaurant for making me fat.

 

[Nitz]

Today we salute Mach 3 turbo shaver for making a sweet razor..... finally my face is clean shaven and smooth!!!!

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute Jessica Alba for truly being that damn hot.

 

[Cloud]

Today we salute the guy who always asks for a dollar for the bus.

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute Ashlee Simpson for being my sexy wife.

 

[Cloud]

Today we salute the guys who make McDonalds coke.

 

[Jechtsphere]

Today we salute my girlfriend cause she's wonderful

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute the man who founded the Big Xtra burger.

 

[Cloud]

Today we salute fan's when its ****ing hot.

 

[Jechtsphere]

Today we salute clothes

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute the Canadian forces.

 

[Cloud]

Today we salute those turds which float on the top of the water.

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute Claudio Sanchez.

 

[Cloud]

Today we salute the great book of Kama Sutra

 

[The Miz]

Today we salute the female speed skaters.

 

[Nitz]

Today we salute team canada for another sweet ass win