Corrupt the Wish

[GrayFox]

granted, but now nothing else makes sense!

I wish I could buy a new laptop with amazing specs for $100.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but now men can buy you for 100$ whenever they want.0_0

I wish I was a power ranger

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but you die when you go into your first battle.

I wish apple would return my Macbook back to me..I hate using this big ass 17 inch Macbook Pro.

 

[Queue]

Granted but then it blows up

I wish I didn't have so much homework

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but you get dumber, much like George Bush.

I wish you all would go off and get me money.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but I stole the money from a bank and you go to jail for it.Have fun!

I wish I had another monster energy drink(real wish)

 

[Queue]

granted but you spill it all right after you open it

I wish that I will go driving soon

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but the car runs out of gas.

I wish companies would stop overpricing things.

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but the gas prices just keep on going up and up and up right into Bush's pocket.

I wish Bush would go into outer space with his whole administration.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but they form a colony on the moon and run the country from there!

I wish there was a huge moon colony.

 

[Queue]

granted but they kill you

I wish I didn't suck a stoping and turning in the car

 

[GrayFox]

your wish is granted, but now you suck at using reverse.

I wish for the next president to do amazing things for the USA.

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted..but he turns out after his reelection he is a republican and is going to kills us all.


I wish my box to put my soon to be repaired macbook would get here now.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but it's all ripped up.

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but it's made with kangaroo meat instead of beef.

I wish I learned faster.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you forget things faster too.

I wish marijuana was legal. (no, I don't smoke it, but I think it's stupid that it's outlawed)

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but... puppies die from it. >_> <_<

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Queue]

Granted but it doesnt work

I wish I was pretty

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but now you're a whore... like Jesse.

I wish I could go to Greece.

 

[Queue]

ive always been a whore...

granted, but greece gets invaded by whales when you're there

I wish I didn't have to stand on corners