Corrupt the Wish

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted..now you have to stand on shit.

I wish I could find my Thumbdrive.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted But it is filled with gay porn(throw it to jesse)

The world would explode and this topic would be blown up to.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but then a new world forms and someone recreates the topic on another message board.

I wish 4 hours of sleep was enough for me.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but then you become an insomniac and don't sleep at all.

I wish I had ice cream.

 

[Queue]

Granted but the topic is semen

I wish I had my lemon

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I had three wishes.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but every wish you make is for 3 more wish's and you die before you use them for anything else.*takes breath*

I wish I got shot and survive'd like 50 cent so I could get girls.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but a real nigga has beef with you and wants to kill your face.

I wish I shot Jesse 9 times.

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">Granted, but Jesse becomes a hospitalized vegetable for six years and then dies. You feel really, really bad and commit suicide. Every graveyard in the world is filled up for some reason, so they bury your body in a remote trash dump where wolves dig up your body and bite your face off. A vulcher then proceeds to rip your ass right off your body and fly off with it. Two days later it ends up in the middle of the ocean where a lonely desperate sailor finds it and uses it for his own sexual desires.

I wish Taco Bell delivered.</span>

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but they charge $5 for delivery

I wish I couldn't get sick.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but everyone knos so you can't make an excuse not to go to work.

I wish I could make love to that chick in foxes sig.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but the rooster gets jealous and kicks yer ass in a cock fight.


I wish I didn't have to go to school everyday.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you have to go to school every night.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but the world is so greedy they cut down all the trees to get the money and there is no oxygen left so we die

I wish I had friend in real life

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">Granted, Michael Jackson will be visiting you sometime tomorrow to become "friends."

I wish Blizzard would give me back my soul. </span>

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but they take and abuse yer body instead.

I wish I had a soul to begin with.

 

[Queue]

Granted but it makes you a very kind person

I wish I had a balloon

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish I could swim.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you get sunburn extremely easily.

I wish downloads would go really fast when I'm about to go to bed.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but you get a virus instead of the file you wanted.


I wish I could lift a house.