Ask Jamie

[Daemon Sadi]

Oh. I still started the huge fad over at SF, though. Dougie gets all the credit:<

I turned Andy on to it. Then me and him got Dougie into it. Then he got EVERYONE into it. That *****. ^_^


Anyways, how old is Jesus?

 

[The Miz]

2039 years old.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

How old is the USA?

 

[The Miz]

514 years old.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

You're wrong.

How old is the internet?

 

[The Miz]

11 years old.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

Wrong again.

Why are you wrong?

 

[The Miz]

I'm not, because whatever answer I always give will become right even if its wrong, because Jamie knows everything!

 

[Daemon Sadi]

Oh. Are you gay?

 

[Cloud]

How come i got 94% in my last assessment?

 

[The Miz]

Dark: Nope.
Cloud: Because you either studied very hard or cheated. One of the 2 anyway. Because I never got 74 let alone 94 myself ever in anything.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

Is Jamie stupid? Why do I always get 97% or higher on tests?

 

[The Miz]

Jamie is not stupid, he just can't be bothered to study hard and put extra effort into things, period.

And you do because you're smart.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

I don't study, or put in any effort.

Do the Gorillaz kick-ass?

 

[The Miz]

Nope, they're an annoying half-pop, half-rap group that really ain't got a whole lotta talent.

 

[Daemon Sadi]

Oh, so you are gay?

 

[The Miz]

Nope

 

[Daemon Sadi]

You sure?

 

[The Miz]

Yup

 

[Daemon Sadi]

Positive?