Alrighty, where do I start...
I regret being born first, in a non-emo way, its just that my life could be better used by someone more active in life.
I regret droping my cake when I was seven, long story.
I regret voting for clinton.
I regret punting a football at my dog and hitting him square in the head, no damage was done, its just not a nice thing to do...
I regret dropping my lil bro on his head like eight hundred times when he was littler. (which could explain why he talks with a lisp.)
I regret not going to this summer camp thingy where everone basicly just fucked each other the whole time. (alcohol and hot chicks played a very important role)
I regret passibly screwing up my future soul mate by walking in on her naked and her never forgiving me, even though it was an accident. (It wasn't)
I regret playing resident evil when I was six becuase it terrified the crap out of me until i was eight.
Hummm... I need a snack so I can think of more confessions.
Edit: I regret geting that snack, because i'm pretty sure that bologna was in the fridge for awhile, and now I think I might die.