Hello mortals. I am a ninja, I have been deified through the scriptures of prophets of the past, and warriors of our time and beyond, branching to the time of the Roman empire. I wield the flames of hell in one hand, and the lights of heaven in the other. I will utilize each with equal tenacity. It will only be a matter of time before any of you experience this. In my nineteen--almost twenty--years of being on this planet, in this era, I have been through more problems than math majors, I have been through more happy moments than nymphos after work, and I have always let it expand my personality, not deteriorate it. When I'm not on ninja duty, I like to sometimes play video games, commanding soliders at my finger tips is something I'm used to, whether through my PS2 or in the real world. One thing I have an obsession with, so to say, is respect. It will always be mutual between us.
After reading this, you have been exposed to... the nature of the threat.
After reading this, you have been exposed to... the nature of the threat.