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STIFFYWANG!
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lucky monkey XD
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I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it was recieved
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Story Use it!
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Did you ever hear the story about a guy who tried IM'ng someone but all he got was an away message?
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Date: 2003-06-18


Answering Machine Use it!
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Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Agency Use it!
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Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Funny Use it!
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If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Funny Use it!
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Date: 2003-06-18


Idiot Use it!
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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Date: 2003-06-18


Fool Use it!
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Only fools leave away messages
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Fish Use it!
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Now Use it!
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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Date: 2003-06-18


Count Use it!
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There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Which of the three are you?
Submitted by: iconator
Date: 2003-06-18


Lemons Use it!
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
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Date: 2003-06-18


Funny Use it!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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Date: 2003-06-18


Progress Use it!
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If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
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Date: 2003-06-18


Funny Use it!
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The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
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Date: 2003-06-18
 

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Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"