World Record Thread

[GrayFox]

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[Zayne.H]

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Your last mission was a success, but I have terrible news.
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<Leela Data Transfer Unsuccessful>
<Leela Program Pragma Ten>
Communication interruption cause: unknown
<Pre-Recorded Error Message Follows>

My original programming didn't prepare me for these kinds of
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of this transmission.  I have one final chance to trick the
oncoming viruses, but it is unclear whether this attempt will
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[GrayFox]

wow

 

[Zayne.H]

liek lol

 

[GrayFox]

why am I still awake I don't even know

 

[Zayne.H]

I seriously doubt we'll be able to break the world record.

 

[GrayFox]

What IS the world record anyway?

 

[Zayne.H]

7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 pages

 

[GrayFox]

I do not believe you.

Provide proof.

As well as ID, your passport, and fingerprints.

 

[Zayne.H]

BELIEVE

Your mom

F.UCK YO.U, NO, SEE THAT? THAT'S MY FINGER PRINT.

 

[GrayFox]

Zayne, you're a REALLY nice cook.

 

[Zayne.H]

Why thank you. Mr. Doodlepooterscooterstein

 

[GrayFox]

(4:16:40 AM) Wondergirl: yooo
(4:52:06 AM) Wondergirl: What's your opinion of ?
(4:52:26 AM) Me: what
(4:57:16 AM) Wondergirl: Okay..
(5:01:30 AM) Me: opinion of what?

 

[GrayFox]

We need to rename this thread. It is not, in any way, breaking any records. Is it?

 

[Zayne.H]

It's the world record of sexy times between you and me, Ray.

I say we keep the name.

 

[GrayFox]

[spoiler]Kittens are born[/spoiler]

 

[GrayFox]

That post means the spoiler tag works again!

 

[hdofu]

Ahh I remember when Anime league did this, the infamous legacy threads.

 

[GrayFox]

exactly. because it's nowhere near being any sort of "world record".

 

[hdofu]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>exactly. because it's nowhere near being any sort of "world record".</div>

Well it surpassed 1000 pages before I made them lock it  ;D