Room Name: The Self Destruct Chamber
Whats In the room: Nuclear Bombs, strap on bomb lace, computerlized simulaters displaying what would happen if you set 3 firecracks next to a nuclear bomb and if your standing 3 feet from it,Pampthlets describing the horrors of death and why people love it so much, Matches all shapes and sizes, lighters all shapes and sizes (including the naked ones with the little lights on the breast...muhahahaha), Padded destructable walls, Goggles, an indestructable window that can be only opened and closed, an indestructable TV,VCR,DVD PLAYER,CD PLAYER,BOOMBOX,AND CABLE SYSTEM(the cable can only watch war movies and explosive things) (<<all indestructable), A gamecube,ps2,xbox (all indestructable), and games that only have things to do with blowing stuff up and all that shit, and radars
Who lives in the room: All the worst boy bands(N' Sync, Backstreet Boys, Hanson...etc), EMO people and emo bands... (so long A.A.R), Michael Jackson..
Mike Myers (the killer), Every gay person who ever existed...,Barney,The power rangers, Teletubbies. My Ex-Girl Friend, etc (all strapped against a wall with a little target...If you can hit the target with a rock...they all blow up and regenerate so they can be blown up again.....And yes they all feel it over and over...dreaded pain)
What you can do: Blow up everyone on the wall, Play the game systems, watch tv......,try blowing up the window, strap yourself to the bomb...,throw a rock at the teletubbies , attempt to blow up the tv or any of the 3 systems along with the cable,vcr,and dvd player, Dessemble a bomb...and make it 2-36xs stronger then it was, Start nuclear wars with other countries, Hunt down Saddam with one of the radars, search and destroy the weapons of mass destruction, Blow up any of the planets except the sun..., create and explode your own star, cause a chain reaction and attempt to blow up any of the rooms in the mansion, turn any of the 3 systems into a bomb and anyone who plays it will die, Turn the tv into a detoner and whoever turns it on will make the room sky rocket to the sky and back..., create a rocket propelled grenade to send over to iraq...and train it to say hello...and blow up 5 rows of houses
