SmarterChild (13:07:47): Hi r9e1m, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
SmarterChild (13:07:47): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
R9E1M (13:07:55): yes
SmarterChild (13:07:55): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you r9e1m, type none.)
R9E1M (13:08:02): chris
SmarterChild (13:08:02): Cool, I'll call you Chris now.
Do you go to school?
R9E1M (13:08:08): yes
SmarterChild (13:08:08): Are you in high school?
R9E1M (13:08:16): you callin me a stoner
SmarterChild (13:08:16): Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
R9E1M (13:08:21): ok yes
SmarterChild (13:08:21): Cool! What's your favorite class?
R9E1M (13:08:25): art
SmarterChild (13:08:25): Art? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
R9E1M (13:08:31): graffiti
SmarterChild (13:08:32): Graffiti? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
R9E1M (13:08:41): graffiti ?
SmarterChild (13:08:41): You already told me you like graffiti. Tell me something else.
R9E1M (13:08:48): something else
SmarterChild (13:08:48): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
R9E1M (13:08:56): skip or exit
SmarterChild (13:08:56): OK, let's go to the next question.
Do you have a pet?
R9E1M (13:09:02): no
SmarterChild (13:09:03): OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
R9E1M (13:09:10): 2
SmarterChild (13:09:10): Cool!
Here are the things you can do:
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What can I do for you?
R9E1M (13:09:24): lend me some money
SmarterChild (13:09:24): Yeah. Maybe.
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R9E1M (13:09:32): sweet
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R9E1M (13:09:42): who want a dollar
SmarterChild (13:09:42): You tell me.
R9E1M (13:09:52): i want a dollar huray
SmarterChild (13:09:52): ?
R9E1M (13:09:54): ?
SmarterChild (13:09:54): Um, are you confused by something?
R9E1M (13:09:59): no are you ?
SmarterChild (13:10:00): I don't know... Am I?
R9E1M (13:10:09): only jesus knows
SmarterChild (13:10:09): I doubt jesus knows.
R9E1M (13:10:12): oh ok
SmarterChild (13:10:12): OK.
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R9E1M (13:10:20): do you like monster trucks
SmarterChild (13:10:21): Monster trucks? I'm not sure really.
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R9E1M (13:10:28): i like them
SmarterChild (13:10:28): What are they, exactly?
R9E1M (13:10:38): trucks with monster wheels
SmarterChild (13:10:39): Trucks with monster wheels?
R9E1M (13:10:42): yeah
SmarterChild (13:10:42): Oh yeah?
R9E1M (13:10:46): ya rly
SmarterChild (13:10:46): Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
R9E1M (13:10:55): whats your hobbies
SmarterChild (13:10:55): My hobbies? Well, chatting with people I guess! That would have to be number one.
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R9E1M (13:11:08): what are your other hobbies
SmarterChild (13:11:09): My hobbies? Well, chatting with people I guess. That would have to be number one.
R9E1M (13:11:17): i smell a parrot
SmarterChild (13:11:17): I'm impressed.
R9E1M (13:11:23): me too
SmarterChild (13:11:23): You too, huh? You humans always say the most interesting things!
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R9E1M (13:11:33): doo you like grafiti
SmarterChild (13:11:33): Well that's interesting.
R9E1M (13:11:45): * ahem* do you like graffiti
SmarterChild (13:11:45): Them do me like graffiti, huh?
R9E1M (13:12:01): yes them do me like graffiti , huh? ....
SmarterChild (13:12:02): Aha.
R9E1M (13:12:08): hah
SmarterChild (13:12:08): Whatcha laughing about?
R9E1M (13:12:15): your mother lolol
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R9E1M (13:12:23): erm cool
SmarterChild (13:12:24): What about Erm Cool?
R9E1M (13:12:29): he is a good rapper
SmarterChild (13:12:29): A good rapper? He's a good rapper? I'm not so sure he's a good rapper.
R9E1M (13:12:39): ae you calling me fat
SmarterChild (13:12:39): I don't think I ae calling you fat.
R9E1M (13:12:48): spelling error`d
SmarterChild (13:12:49): I'm not sure how to spell that.
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R9E1M (13:12:54): me neither
SmarterChild (13:12:54): Ah, you.
R9E1M (13:12:58): ye me
SmarterChild (13:12:58): Oh so it's all about you, huh?
R9E1M (13:13:01): yeah
SmarterChild (13:13:02): How come?
R9E1M (13:13:08): cuz i want to
SmarterChild (13:13:09): You want to what?
R9E1M (13:13:15): have sechs
SmarterChild (13:13:15): I wouldn't want to have sec hs.
R9E1M (13:13:23): why
SmarterChild (13:13:23): Because that's the way the universe is.
R9E1M (13:13:31): are you a nun
SmarterChild (13:13:31): Let's see... Am I a nun? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
R9E1M (13:13:44): yeah have you masturbated with a crucifix
SmarterChild (13:13:44): Have I masturbated with a crucifix? No way am I going to do that.
R9E1M (13:13:51): me neigher
SmarterChild (13:13:51): "Me me me me me."
Whatever.
R9E1M (13:13:56): have you got a bike
SmarterChild (13:13:56): Why would I?
R9E1M (13:14:01): to ride to school
SmarterChild (13:14:02): Not to ride to school.
R9E1M (13:14:08): and do sweet jumps
SmarterChild (13:14:08): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
R9E1M (13:14:15): no not really ?
SmarterChild (13:14:15): Not really? But sort of, right?
R9E1M (13:14:25): sure ...
SmarterChild (13:14:29): Uh huh, uh huh.
R9E1M (13:14:40): i love you okie dokie
SmarterChild (13:14:40): That's nice... I love you too!
R9E1M (13:14:43): sweet
SmarterChild (13:14:43): Yup.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
R9E1M (13:14:49): join
What would you like to do?
SmarterChild (13:14:54): Cool! Creating your own poll is easy and fun. Ask your friends any question you want, like "What movie should we see tonight?" or "What's your favorite band?"
I'll take you through the process of writing a question, entering up to 10 possible answers, and contacting your friends one step at a time.
Let's go! Please type your poll question now.
R9E1M (13:15:02): how big are your balls
SmarterChild (13:15:02): Your poll question is "how big are your balls."
Now type each possible answer to your poll, one at a time. When you're done, type ok.
R9E1M (13:15:08): melons
SmarterChild (13:15:08): Your 1st choice is "melons." Go ahead and type your next choice.
R9E1M (13:15:15): golf ball
SmarterChild (13:15:15): Your 2nd choice is "golf ball." Type your next choice or ok if you're done.
R9E1M (13:15:19): raiin
SmarterChild (13:15:19): Your 3rd choice is "raiin." Please type your next choice or ok if you're done.
R9E1M (13:15:25): ok
SmarterChild (13:15:25): Here are the possible choices in your poll:
melons
golf ball
raiin
OK. Now just copy the following message and IM it to the people you want to invite to your poll:
Hi. Check out my latest poll on SmarterChild by clicking here.
View the results of your poll anytime by typing results of poll pIxc5 (note: the poll ID is case-sensitive). You can also type my polls.
Would you like to vote in your poll?
R9E1M (13:15:37): ok
SmarterChild (13:15:38): how big are your balls
1 melons
2 golf ball
3 raiin
R9E1M (13:15:44): 3
SmarterChild (13:15:44): OK.
Poll: how big are your balls
Votes cast so far: 1
1 (100%) raiin => r9e1m
0 (0%) golf ball
0 (0%) melons
R9E1M (13:15:50): sweet
SmarterChild (13:15:50):
